*clambers on lap* ow ow ow ow ow ow

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)

*strokes back of neck and whispers something into ear*

( Dixon youve given me,given me,nothing but shat-in jeans, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)

*snuggles*
I'm staying here all afternoon now.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)

aaaawww!
where can i sit?
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)

You can sit on me
but I think dixy would then be in pain if two ladies were to perch. And I'm quite big anyway.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)

On my face?

( Dixon youve given me,given me,nothing but shat-in jeans, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)

On your silver tongue, perhaps?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)

Then again, I could be wrong.
If she's going up there I'm going trouser delving.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)

I love it when a plan comes together
*sucks on fat cigar*
( Dixon youve given me,given me,nothing but shat-in jeans, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)

Top manipulation, sir.
Although, to be fair, this could've been my plan as well. They tend to be fairly similar.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)

yay!
*smothers dixon*
did you get his wallet?
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)

mnnnffmnndddddmnnnnnnnNNNFFFNNFF MNNFFFF MNFFF!!!

( Dixon youve given me,given me,nothing but shat-in jeans, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)

you've got that wrong,
it's "muff", not "mnff"
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)

Ahhhhh, I think he likes it.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)

I could never steal from him.
Half because I loves him so, half because he knows where I live.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)

oh well
if we're getting no cash, we might as well do it for the pleasure
*gyrates*
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)