ah.
wet* loo roll would be your best bet, then

*with water, pervy!
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)

urine's quite good for the skin.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)

i hope dixon thinks so
i just had a large mug of tea...
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)

*unzips*
/predictable response
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)

*opens mouth*
/_{predictable response}
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)