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[challenge entry] Tacheorama


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(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Calls to me cost £3.50 A Minute
Calls to you cost £5.50 A Minute
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:41, archived)
# *reverses charges*
*bankrupts*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)
# *asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# woah
thats alotta fangina
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:41, archived)
# and how
I am awake for five minutes, I can't keep it up though, I feel like death warned up :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)
# have a nice relaxing fart
and pass out from the fumes :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:10, archived)
# will do ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# or rather
no I won't. I forgot that the moment I set foot in B3ta, I will be trapped for at least an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I've just been asked to design a logo
for a Polish website


did you know that "z" is an actual word in Polish? No idea what it means though. I like learnedningnessing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Garfield sleeping must be quite confusing to them.
Unless z means 'sleepy noise'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# or "meow"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# or "I have shat in your slippers"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)
# or "I am not remotely funny, and never have been,
and nor is my movie, hahaha, I ate your lasagne"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)
# it was funny
but only to 12 year olds in 1987
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)
# shame it wasn't made for 13 years after that then
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
# the marketing men were off their faces on coke and didn't realise the need for such planning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)
# I don't know if you've noticed
bur any garfield strip becomes 500% funnier if you take away garfield's speech bubbles. It's a simple matter of overkill.

Try it. Next time you see a Garfield comic, ignore Garfield's speech bubbles. It'll make you smile, promise.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# I've seen the websites
and the ones that say he died
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# well get you, smartypants.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# sorry if that sounded off
I'm drunk and in the middle of a lot of work :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:18, archived)
# haha, s'ok.
This is B3ta, after all!

You cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)
# *punches in the kidneys*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# *steals your kidneys*
*donates to medical research*
*ia very proud of myself, thank you very much*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Mr Sheen?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Charlie?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Daddy?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Chips?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Dips
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL MY MOTHER
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Harold Hardrada
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)
# :O
:O:O:O:O


I'll get you for this.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)
# It means 'a' in opposite land.
Which Poland therefore must be.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# according to poltran.com
"With (from)"
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# ace!
I am full of knowledgels.

Shame I'm off my face on cheap wine and unable to rememb..... er, what?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:47, archived)
# *sleeps*
with with with with with with.....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:47, archived)
# sleeps with who?
your manwife will be most annoyed


unless he's filming it of course and it's with another girl, which is fine of course.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Not fine says he.
Slightly unfair says I.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)
# he's mental
girl on girl action is not only fine, but compulsory round these parts.

I serve canapes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)
# *grumbles*
Edit: 3 years. Actually, it's either three years today, or a few days out either side.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
# since you were last at it with a girl?
I was last night so ner-ner-na-ner-ner :P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Yeah well bollocks to you.
X-P

Edit: no, there was a brief moment where my ex girlfriend tried to kiss me about (edit: two years, actually, bloody hell, is that the time?) as manwife was asleep right infuckingfront of us, but I told her off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)
# :D
*edit - manwife is silly, manwife has cock, wifewife does not. Nothing wrong with two girls kissing and fumbling as long as they always come back to man, and bring pictures, and maybe the other lady sometimes.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Ah, he's not that kind of chap.
But what I give up in woman I get back in love, so is all good. Doesn't mean I don't miss them any less though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)
# and
you can secretly enjoy his massive porn collection ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
MY massive porn collection. (Toast, you should really know better, this is me)

Although the internet's completely taken over on that count: youporn and redtube are my bestest of friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)
# when you do start up your skinflicks company
feel free to get me to do the logo :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Oh definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# unconditional love,
the true, honest, "you make my heart fucking burst with pain" love, is better than any amount of sex whatever the gender. My wife is my best friend and my goddess and if we never had sex again ( I think it's her fucking plan ;) ) then it would not change how much I love her.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Aww that's sweet
That someone's unwavering cold steelfist like love could completely crush your erotic spirit.

On second thoughts I shouldn't have put steelfist.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Anal Steelfist 4
coming soon from Captain Wow's hardcore emporium
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# It seems like a reasonable demand to me, if that's how he feels.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# my rice pudding has never seemed so seductive
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)
# rice pudding?!
I am totally lost.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)
# creamy but ever so slightly lumpy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# There is nothing about this
which is in any way not wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# there is nothing about rice pudding
which is in any way not wrong

it is the devil's goatse discharge
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)
# *slightly*? *INCREDIBLY* more like.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Strangely
that kind of works
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)
# (from) (from) (from) (from) (from) (from) (from)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:15, archived)
# COR!
that's epic woo right there
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)
# hahahahaha!
yarse!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)
# IS THAT SMUG BASTARD'S BACKGROUND AT THE TOP!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Hahahaha!
It is!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# I'd know it ANYWHERE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Heh...I wondered if anyone would see that!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# It'd have to be me.
I have an eye for these things ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Hahahahah
I've only just read "Lucan for a good time" :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)
# hahaha!
you're giving us the extra value hummus there!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
# [Notice: Competition Closed.]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Hahaha
where to begin
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)