shoehorn goatse into it
and I'll give you a fiver ;)
( Mushroom, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)

fuck yes

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:47, archived)

I don't think
"shoehorn" and "goatse" should be used in the same sentence.
Dammit, now I've done it too.
( mofaha : fuck you all, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)

hahahahahahahah

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)

Well
He had to have got like that somehow ;)
( Mushroom, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)

I hope he cleaned it afterwards.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)

I'm imagining two.
Scissors-style.

I really wish I wasn't.
( Mushroom, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)

I suggest a nice healthy walk to clean your mind.
Or, fight fire with fire. Watch 2 girls 1 cup.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)

I think I'll go with the walk
;)
( Mushroom, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)

you are imaginging the mechanical requirements of an anus stretching device
I just wanted to make sure you were aware of that
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)

I did say
I really wish I wasn't!

mofaha started it ;)
( Mushroom, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)

he started it
drew it out

and aquired a patent I reckon
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)

you were the one who starting talking about shoehorns and goatse
no one else
( mutster101 fait des gestes compliquees avec ses mains, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)

Why did you have to say that?
You've engaged my scientist brain and made me think about it.
Bastard.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)

^This!

( ClanSoul .com/guestbook/ Julie Moult is an idiot., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)

So long as we stop short of drawing up a blueprint, it's not weird.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)

I agree!
........
......
..........
......I'll get the crayons.
( ClanSoul .com/guestbook/ Julie Moult is an idiot., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)

I was just thinking of this
as one of those victorian-style patents

"Dr Goatse's Patented Amazing Anus-Stretching Device"
( Mushroom, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)

I think the best solution would be something fairly thin that could be inserted then inflated/expanded,
rather than a traditional tapered design. For producing a result with a fairly consistent diameter, rather than a cone shape.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)

£10 says such a thing already exists

I'm betting away an uncharacteristic amount of money in this thread...
( Mushroom, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)

Those Yorkshireman digs earlier must have really affected you.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)

Yeah...

( Mushroom, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)

i wish that the phrase 'racheted spindle' had not popped into my mind at this point

( mutster101 fait des gestes compliquees avec ses mains, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)

I misread that as 'racheted sphincter'
I think I really need to get away from the computer for a bit... ;)
( Mushroom, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)

Oh dear.
Well thanks for sharing.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)

no point
there'll already be one
(cs192 supports Aunty Dave the Hat's protest, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)

you're 15
it's all you ever think about
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)

I dread to think what your childhood was like..

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)

I'm so glad I didn't know the internets so well when i was fifteen
it would have delayed the loss of my virginity by about five years.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)

so that's my goddamn problem

( Mushroom, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:15, archived)

quite literally,
yes.

hexachordal to the rescue! *bums*
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)

\o/
also I changed the wording to avoid the 'literal' problem ;)
( Mushroom, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:18, archived)

15 a fat lonely lorry driver from Lowestoft
( mutster101 fait des gestes compliquees avec ses mains, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)

and he'll do anything you say

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)

hahahahahahah
if that's true, it genuinely scare me all the stuff he says to KillerKitty
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)

not if she's a fat lonely truck driver from Alabama

( mutster101 fait des gestes compliquees avec ses mains, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)

If this is true, they've both really done their research.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)