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# Ah, he's not that kind of chap.
But what I give up in woman I get back in love, so is all good. Doesn't mean I don't miss them any less though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)
# and
you can secretly enjoy his massive porn collection ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
MY massive porn collection. (Toast, you should really know better, this is me)

Although the internet's completely taken over on that count: youporn and redtube are my bestest of friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)
# when you do start up your skinflicks company
feel free to get me to do the logo :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)
# shoehorn goatse into it
and I'll give you a fiver ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mushroom, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAA
(that was quick)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I do my best
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mushroom, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Oh definitely.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# unconditional love,
the true, honest, "you make my heart fucking burst with pain" love, is better than any amount of sex whatever the gender. My wife is my best friend and my goddess and if we never had sex again ( I think it's her fucking plan ;) ) then it would not change how much I love her.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Aww that's sweet
That someone's unwavering cold steelfist like love could completely crush your erotic spirit.

On second thoughts I shouldn't have put steelfist.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Anal Steelfist 4
coming soon from Captain Wow's hardcore emporium
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# It seems like a reasonable demand to me, if that's how he feels.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)