*plays the willy banjo*

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)

Pubes don't stretch that way.
Not without incredible pain, anyway.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)

there's a fine line between pain and pleasure ;)

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)

And I know which side I want to stay on

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)

*pushes*
get over that line!
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)

Ouch.
I don't like it over here at all.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)

i know
heheheheh
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)

the banjo string is another part entirely

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)