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# Oh dear
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha :)
EARTHQUAAAAAKE
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# :D hahaha!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# whoops
nice one
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You are a fucking genius sir! A fucking genius!

Congrats on another FP!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I think they have just started letting him post direct to the front page now...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# It would save a lot of hassle in the long run :)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# hahahaha
great stuff
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Awww
Bless

I've wanted to feel an earthquake for ages and I'm gutted, it was obviously quite powerful because it woke me and the missus up, but I was totally out of it and don't really think I woke up in time/enough to register it properly
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# : )
...are you on the missus's account then? Must be pretty bleary-eyed still, eh?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Um...no
*checks anyway*

Yep, definitely Jessie on both counts!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Its ok,
I dont think Heffrey knows what a gal he is ;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# You be careful
or I'll show how much of a gal I can be!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Not you!
Jessies Missus!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Whew!
I was afraid I was gonna have to get 'em out for ya.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# you can get them out for me...
*has camera ready*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Pervy Ivesb
Always at the ready, you are...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I raised him well!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# =D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Nah, if he were a girl I'd probably be calling her sir/mister
I like to pretend it's just a disregard for gender distinctions, but these days it's more likely to be an out and out rebellion
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# You crazy cat you ;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# That doesn't sound very domestically blissful.
...but if there's going to be rebellion, does Ivesb get to film it?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# We gave up trying to stop him a good while back now
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# thats it....
now smack his arse a bit...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
# *scratches head*
do i have to call dad mum now?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# isn't that how it's normally done?
Only when he's wearing the frilly frock.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I was in an earthquake once,
in Bulgaria. But I was only 2 so I dont remember it. My dad passed out on the sofa from the daemon drink and was woken by it. He thought he was still hammered and that was why the room was shaking. Silly old man!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Blimey
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# It woke me up
But on Monday I woke myself up with a loud trump - so by comparison, I can kind of estimate what my farts are on the Richter scale.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
IT SPEAKS!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Hahahah!
Some of mine must be approaching that, though thankfully entirely localised
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Can you detect the epicenter?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# episphincter
more like
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I experienced three earthquakes while in greece
none of which were reported.

I blame the tabloids for this sudden earthquake outbreak in britain.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# damn those tabloids!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I was awake.
It took me a few minutes to realise it wasn't me moving.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# haha
super dildo!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# The Earth did indeed move.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I didn't feel a thing
I got woken up in France once by a landslide 20 metres from the house. Nobody burnt my neck.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I must've just fallen
asleep about the time it happened.
I wonder if anyone was shagging at the time? I bet some bloke somewhere has an inflated sense of achievement now.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# *looks innocent*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Pfft
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# haha
Clever
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Brilliantly thought out!
*clicks*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# arf! :)

fast fp
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Ha ha
Fantastic
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# haha!
I was awake during the quake and thought my bed had been possesed by some kind of poltergiest, turns out it was just an earthquake which made me feel so much better
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# hahahahaha
genius!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I like this...
It affected me in much the same way...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
fantastic!!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# superb as ever sir
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# *shakes*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# shake it like a polaroid picture...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Hey ya.... Dooby dooby dooby do...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Dooby dooby dooby doo?
Is that Frank Sinatra's rendition?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Frank Sinatra had a rendition?
Didn't realise he was in with Osama...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# narf!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# not...
It's goes Dooby dooby dooby do
not Dooby dooby dooby doo
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Ah.
I stand sit corrected
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# [oh noes!...
...hahahahahah]
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# genie-arse :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Top notch.
And do you know, I saw an exhibition at Salisbury museum recently that included an Etch-a-Sketch drawing! If only we'd had the earthquake here! (Or maybe not...)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
Geniarse!

It happened during one of my posts.... am I responsible?

www.b3ta.com/board/8106067
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Blame you?
Why not?!!

Earthwrecker!!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# this is excellent
*click*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Superb!
Clevah fucker.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# genius
why is this not on the FP alre.... oh, it is
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Absolute Genius!
click, click and thrice click
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# genius
*clicks heartily*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# class!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice one!

Woke me up y'know, thought I was gettin me door kicked in!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Love that
long time.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# check out reddit
You are on the front page.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Absolutely inspired Sir.
I hate you and your bastarding talent...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# lol
"The UK's Massivest Tectonic Rupture - Hundreds inconvenienced!"

Nicely.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Hahahah!!!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# bloody hell!
it's top of the page on reddit! prepare the b3ta webservers for a thorough shafting!

reddit.com/
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# What the fuck?
They're all arguing on there about whether it's real or not.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:55, archived)
#
you rock
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# heh
truly inspired :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# oh wow
oh wowwwwww.

you're unstoppable.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Quick, Topical and with teh Hummus
Woo to you!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)
# hehehe
This is absolutely bloody marvellous!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Awesome!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)
# love it
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)