Oh dear

( monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)

hahaha :)
EARTHQUAAAAAKE
( c_kick ™ foulomatic.hnldesign.nl: 10,391,040 combinations, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)

:D hahaha!

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)

whoops
nice one
( bilbobarneybobs this ain't love, this ain't a romance..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)

Ha ha ha!
You are a fucking genius sir! A fucking genius!

Congrats on another FP!
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)

I think they have just started letting him post direct to the front page now...

( barryheadwound is addicted to Fantastic Contraption, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)

It would save a lot of hassle in the long run :)

( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)

hahahaha
great stuff
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)

Awww
Bless

I've wanted to feel an earthquake for ages and I'm gutted, it was obviously quite powerful because it woke me and the missus up, but I was totally out of it and don't really think I woke up in time/enough to register it properly
( Jessie © isn't surprised, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)

: )
...are you on the missus's account then? Must be pretty bleary-eyed still, eh?
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)

Um...no
*checks anyway*

Yep, definitely Jessie on both counts!
( Jessie © isn't surprised, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)

Its ok,
I dont think Heffrey knows what a gal he is ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)

You be careful
or I'll show how much of a gal I can be!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)

Not you!
Jessies Missus!
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)

Whew!
I was afraid I was gonna have to get 'em out for ya.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)

you can get them out for me...
*has camera ready*
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)

Pervy Ivesb
Always at the ready, you are...
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)

I raised him well!

( Jessie © isn't surprised, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)

=D

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)

Nah, if he were a girl I'd probably be calling her sir/mister
I like to pretend it's just a disregard for gender distinctions, but these days it's more likely to be an out and out rebellion
( Jessie © isn't surprised, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)

You crazy cat you ;)

( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)

That doesn't sound very domestically blissful.
...but if there's going to be rebellion, does Ivesb get to film it?
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

We gave up trying to stop him a good while back now

( Jessie © isn't surprised, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)

thats it....
now smack his arse a bit...
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)

*scratches head*
do i have to call dad mum now?
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)

isn't that how it's normally done?
Only when he's wearing the frilly frock.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)

I was in an earthquake once,
in Bulgaria. But I was only 2 so I dont remember it. My dad passed out on the sofa from the daemon drink and was woken by it. He thought he was still hammered and that was why the room was shaking. Silly old man!
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)

Blimey

( Jessie © isn't surprised, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)

It woke me up
But on Monday I woke myself up with a loud trump - so by comparison, I can kind of estimate what my farts are on the Richter scale.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)

Ha ha ha!
IT SPEAKS!
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)

Hahahah!
Some of mine must be approaching that, though thankfully entirely localised
( Jessie © isn't surprised, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)

Can you detect the epicenter?

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)

episphincter
more like
( SubCulture Hero is licking people for free! FREE LICKAGE!!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)

I experienced three earthquakes while in greece
none of which were reported.

I blame the tabloids for this sudden earthquake outbreak in britain.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)

damn those tabloids!

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

I was awake.
It took me a few minutes to realise it wasn't me moving.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)

haha
super dildo!
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)

The Earth did indeed move.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)

I didn't feel a thing
I got woken up in France once by a landslide 20 metres from the house. Nobody burnt my neck.
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

I must've just fallen
asleep about the time it happened.
I wonder if anyone was shagging at the time? I bet some bloke somewhere has an inflated sense of achievement now.
( moogy boobles Greggles for Countdown, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

*looks innocent*

( bilbobarneybobs this ain't love, this ain't a romance..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)

Pfft

(Mr._Pickles Yiff! Yiff! Grrr! Miaow!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)

haha
Clever
(Just Juan Cornetto is rising to the challenge, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)

Brilliantly thought out!
*clicks*
( edjogs cancelled his milk on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)

Arf!

( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)

hahaha

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)

arf! :)

fast fp
( prodigy69, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)

Ha ha
Fantastic
( The magic of chutney Shouting into his phonautograph over the winds on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)

haha!
I was awake during the quake and thought my bed had been possesed by some kind of poltergiest, turns out it was just an earthquake which made me feel so much better
(Absynth&Cheese We are B3ta, for we are many, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)

hahahahaha
genius!

( Fishcat Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)

I like this...
It affected me in much the same way...
( Sir Wobbly Boots had far too much to drink last night!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)

hahahaha!!!
fantastic!!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)

superb as ever sir

( brianftang, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)

*shakes*

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

shake it like a polaroid picture...

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)

Hey ya.... Dooby dooby dooby do...

( Sir Wobbly Boots had far too much to drink last night!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)

Dooby dooby dooby doo?
Is that Frank Sinatra's rendition?
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

Frank Sinatra had a rendition?
Didn't realise he was in with Osama...
(colonelboris We're going in in the first wave..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

narf!

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)

not...
It's goes Dooby dooby dooby do
not Dooby dooby dooby doo
( Sir Wobbly Boots had far too much to drink last night!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)

Ah.
I stand sit corrected
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)

[oh noes!...
...hahahahahah]
(DrZaarlon The panspermia folks are having nerdgasms on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)

genie-arse :D

( Droog Voila - le conversation a la parc., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)

Top notch.
And do you know, I saw an exhibition at Salisbury museum recently that included an Etch-a-Sketch drawing! If only we'd had the earthquake here! (Or maybe not...)
( Olembe NOW with added blogism: bamboobadger.blogspot.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)

hahahahaha
Geniarse!

It happened during one of my posts.... am I responsible?

www.b3ta.com/board/8106067
( printmeister has got the minerals., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)

Blame you?
Why not?!!

Earthwrecker!!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)

this is excellent
*click*
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)

Superb!
Clevah fucker.
( the_other_jeff_lebowski http://www.fineexcuses.com - rock goodness!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

genius
why is this not on the FP alre.... oh, it is
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)

Absolute Genius!
click, click and thrice click
( BubaMan a good pun is its own reword, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)

genius
*clicks heartily*
(boredascard Still haven't decided what to put here..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)

class!

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)

Hahaha!
Nice one!

Woke me up y'know, thought I was gettin me door kicked in!
( WiL was dressed by Sylvia Anderson on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

Love that
long time.
( durbster has finally updated his website, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)

check out reddit
You are on the front page.
(Potatoman, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)

Absolutely inspired Sir.
I hate you and your bastarding talent...
(Audioduck vodkabredeggsfatvodka, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)

lol
"The UK's Massivest Tectonic Rupture - Hundreds inconvenienced!"

Nicely.
( Doctor When might need a new job soon, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)

Hahahah!!!

( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)

bloody hell!
it's top of the page on reddit! prepare the b3ta webservers for a thorough shafting!

reddit.com/
(Mickeyburns, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)

What the fuck?
They're all arguing on there about whether it's real or not.
(Cuthbert Annihilator I think, therefore I am what I eat, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:55, archived)

you rock
( mozza Qui Est Iste Qui Venit?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)

heh
truly inspired :D
(daveiscoolyeah Hate something, change something..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)

oh wow
oh wowwwwww.

you're unstoppable.
( Agent Muu http://www.b3ta.com/links/187129, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)

Quick, Topical and with teh Hummus
Woo to you!
( weekendsession, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)

hehehe
This is absolutely bloody marvellous!
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)

Awesome!

(Fluffster Owner of UK#1 BF2 clan www.ukmarinecore.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)

love it

( lemonhead, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)