It woke me up
But on Monday I woke myself up with a loud trump - so by comparison, I can kind of estimate what my farts are on the Richter scale.
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)

Ha ha ha!
IT SPEAKS!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)

Hahahah!
Some of mine must be approaching that, though thankfully entirely localised
( Jessie © glows with fuzziness and a twinge of guilt, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)

Can you detect the epicenter?

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)

episphincter
more like
( SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)