( M3Essential 's bangin' Justine Bateman... mnnnnnnnn, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)

I wish
you could really buy rainbow apples.
( Killerkitti Dear Maria, count me in., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)

that's a happy little world you live in
isn't it? :)
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)

Eh...
not really. i just try and make it happy.
( Killerkitti Dear Maria, count me in., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)

smile at people you don't know
that should do the trick ;)
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)

Hahah
I would, but everyone where I live is bitchy. If you smile at them, they look at you like 'Do I know you? Then why are you smiling at me?'
( Killerkitti Dear Maria, count me in., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)

"If you smile at someone in the street
you're either knifed in the stomach or up in court for rape."
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)

i smile at people all the time
sometimes, after i've walked past them, i hear them say "fucking nutter".
it makes it all worthwhile.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)

Mine has ravens
and screaming multicoloured portends of death.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:18, archived)

do you have
any holiday accommodations to let?
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)

Yes
A lovely little cottage which bakes within the sneezing chasm of the mighty Gaul's frozen magma lake stomach.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)

ooo, lovely!
with views of the intestines, i hope
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)

pffft!
just you wait, they'll soon enough sell overpriced "classic macs" ;)
( pzyko, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)