I know, I know it's really really rough :(


I'm bracing myself for the panning.
(Capitan is still on a high from my 1st FP:), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)

Are you a river?

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)

Well...
I am only severn years old
(Capitan is still on a high from my 1st FP:), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)

How cute.
Ouse a pretty boy, then?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)

Christ, no.
No no no.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)

Thames fightin' words!

( Mstandot ...erm.....nah, it's gone!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)

Are you Avon a laugh?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)

Bad, evil, naughty boys.
I am breaking my diet by having a nice can of Budweiser. It's.......heaven.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)

What Aire you talking about?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)

God knows
She's never been Seine.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)

She likes 'em really!
She's in de-Nile!!!!
( Mstandot ...erm.....nah, it's gone!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)

She'll come round eventually.
Given Tyne.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)

she's a bit of an amazon our captain.
she's not excatly mrs hippy
( Tom O'Bedlam Nobody move in a mysterious way, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)

I have both tits
and am 5ft4.

I've only got the anger. To be fair, I could just be some mental bird from Dumfries.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:50, archived)

Don't we know about it.
It only takes a few seconds for you to get Yangtze.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)

thats a bit exstream

( Tom O'Bedlam Nobody move in a mysterious way, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)

Tweed love to continue
but we;ve droped off the page
(Canazza, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)

indeed they are

(Canazza, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)

I do...
look amazon
(Capitan is still on a high from my 1st FP:), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

Wye would I do that?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)

Only
Tees ing
(Capitan is still on a high from my 1st FP:), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)

Wear never going to run out of river puns, you know.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)

ure
joking
(Capitan is still on a high from my 1st FP:), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)

That's Zambezi for you to say!


*Self oofs*
( Mstandot ...erm.....nah, it's gone!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)

It's gone far enough
we should probably leith it alone now
( Powerpuff Boy ms paint lover, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)

Bah, that's just Stour grapes.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)

Tay
funny anymore
(Capitan is still on a high from my 1st FP:), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)

Can't we compromise here?
You know, meet Medway?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)

Gotta go to work now :(
Have to do something to pay t'rent.
(Capitan is still on a high from my 1st FP:), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)

When will this end?
Please, have Mersey
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)

Nile
think about it
(Capitan is still on a high from my 1st FP:), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)

Danube. Danube to Hell.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)

Oooh!
Mississ Lippi!
(Capitan is still on a high from my 1st FP:), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)

Ural gay

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

I can't
Dee cide which river name to use next.
(Capitan is still on a high from my 1st FP:), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)

Seams fine to me.

( Raindance murdering Hendrix classics on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)

Here, have a pint of my very own orange and roflberry juice.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)

their service & selection is just

( Haku 's Root Beer has gone flat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)

you have 30 minutes
before McDonald's sue for breach of 'Hamburglar' intellectual properties
( Powerpuff Boy ms paint lover, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)

Really?
?
(Capitan is still on a high from my 1st FP:), Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)

Yeah, you're in big trouble. I'd lay low for a while... You're probably wanted for murder.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)

No
I am full of lies :(
( Powerpuff Boy ms paint lover, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)

I read that as "lilies"
and thought, "oh, how nice."
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)

lies are much like lillies
only spikier and with less hayfever
( Powerpuff Boy ms paint lover, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)

I may be RISing actually, but
www.b3ta.com/board/8109485
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)

Not just you.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)

When it's really just shit
because of poor shopping I tend to say nothing. I'd hate to mock someone's obvious lack of talent only to find they had no arms and employed blind crows to do their shopping for them.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)