They choose your musics, so you don't have to think for yourself.

( hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

0kb? How did you manage that?
And do they put 1xtra round the other ankle?
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! Jesus was not a Jew! He was Jewish!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

WITCHCRAFT

( Lightguy Bill Oddie fucked an otter, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

sexual
favours
( hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)

Very clever
and how is it that b3ta regulars instantly notice the size of an image? Do you check every single post just in case you can have a nazispasm?
( Peregrin ., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

Arf!
No, its just that it was a bit slow loading for some reason. I generally only do it when I see a non icon post though....
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! Jesus was not a Jew! He was Jewish!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

what we need is a firefox plugin
that shows image size in a handy 10pt Arial at the bottom of each image
(Canazza, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

Meh,
Right click props does well enough :)
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! Jesus was not a Jew! He was Jewish!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

It's most likely under half a kb
and rounded down.
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

probably on his own server?
(this is a mere guess)
( McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

bingo
its actually 7kb
( hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

FUCKING 7KB?
YOU LOON!
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! Jesus was not a Jew! He was Jewish!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

7.85 kB (8039 bytes)

( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

yes. You may have noticed it is a radio
and not a jukebox ( or ipod for you brainwashed mongs )
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

hahahaha
youre a wee gorgeous darlin.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

I know.
I think I have been pretty good this week. I'm gonna have a LOT to live up to at a meet.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

Ah, just call a few people cunts and it'll be fine.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)

Oh NO!
I can't begin to tell you how civil I am in person. I'd just be running around buying drinks for everyone in a bid to be liked. ( I'd also be looking for a few choice names on my list, especially those who have called my mother a cunt in the past. There would be little discussion there, because even if it sounds pathetic, I'm hard as nails and some people are going to get a kicking if I have to pay for it when I'm 70 )
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)

I'll just sign up for the "buy a drink for" list I think.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)

I love b3ta and we are all fair game.
but I think there is a line. Most intelligent people know whereabouts that is and serious personal abuse is close, but involving family members just for effect? That's gonna get you noticed.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)

I don't think I've ever been especially offensive on here before.
I generally only get arsey when people deserve it.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

No I find you civil to the point of nice.
I doubt you will say the same of me. I'm not always friendly but I don't remember it being my remit. I do have a great deal of respect for many on here but I have also suffered a lot of abuse from idiots so I might have been a little angry with those in the past. I just fill up the ignore now. Empty b3ta is more fun than spiteful, hateful, half-wit b3ta.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)

"Empty b3ta is more fun than spiteful, hateful, half-wit b3ta."
Amen brother.
( Dixon webcam whores ain't what they used to be, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)

Civil to the point of nice.
I'm putting that in my CV.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)

Tell them
That was from the ex chief maintenance officer of the crown estates currently liaising with British Airways and HM Customs to improve cargo security at Manchester, Birmingham and London airports.
The nice but might be bollocks but the rest is valid and can be vouched for ;)

( I give a lot of references to people if they can show me they are good people. It's not actually a bad thing to remember ).
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)

I think this reference would fall down when they asked how you knew me.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)

hahaha
quite.
( Mushroom, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

I am forced to listen to radio 1
all fucking day at work...

Hearing Mika 15 times a day is not doing much for my mental state...
( Tu9 Has been lurking since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)

I keep hearing about some maniac
sticklebrick who wants to be a rockstar...
(Canazza, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

you should take your employers to the european court of human rights
and make them at least put 'ear protection needed' signs up
( Mushroom, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

Fuck that, I WORK for a radio station.
Every day is a constant, blaring, cacophonous trek through the darkest recesses of my mind. By 5:30pm I'm so close to Seung-Hui Cho territory you wouldn't believe it.
( An Eagle in Your Mind wants to feel you from the inside, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)

that sounds
arrrggggghhhhh
( hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

If you ever see Richard Marx, break his nose from me if you would.

( An Eagle in Your Mind wants to feel you from the inside, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)