I knew all those years of drawing penises on my schoolwork would pay off one day
(Gramar Natzi Is way too cool to have a signature, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)

they should change the name of their company to penisex.

(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is b3ta.com's cutest narsissist., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)

or
cockgloves
(gaijintendo_ _MOOOOORNIGHT!_, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)

for cockfingers of course.

(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is b3ta.com's cutest narsissist., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)

fine then!
rubbercocksocks
(gaijintendo_ _MOOOOORNIGHT!_, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)

i really really wish that was their brand name now.

(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is b3ta.com's cutest narsissist., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)

Durex-pect me to believe that?
I'm sorry.

Very, very sorry
(Sheepdean was rifling through your underwear drawer on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)

I have a friend called cockfinger

( Cockweasle I'm a owle, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)

I used to get confused between Durex and Dulux.
This resulted in me asking my parents if I could get a dog like the Durex Dog. They were mightily confused...
( Tu9 Has been lurking since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)

same thing.

(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is b3ta.com's cutest narsissist., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)

What, you mean you used to shove a dirty great big dog on your cock?

( Furness Better than a bowl of sloppy sick, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)

I wonder how he painted the kitchen

(gaijintendo_ _MOOOOORNIGHT!_, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)

with a dutch boy.

(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is b3ta.com's cutest narsissist., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)

Well yes,
But that's a different story entirely.
( Tu9 Has been lurking since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)

be honest thats pretty good contraception
who wants to slee with some with a dirty great big dog on their cock?
( Tom O'Bedlam low cunning and high explosives, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)

Well no one would want to slee with anyone like that
Though those kids these days, they'll slee around and never give it a second thought...
(shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:52, archived)

no it means he painted his dick forrest green
and decorated his walls with condoms
(Gramar Natzi Is way too cool to have a signature, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)

thats
a sticky situation
(Gramar Natzi Is way too cool to have a signature, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)

one has white emulsion
the other is dulux
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)

COCK
g'nite b3ta
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)