( The Neville considers "And how!" to be a worthy reply, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)

ahhaahhahahaaaa.
SOUP ONLY PLEASE.
(doctor dyslexia. tedian no. 2325321, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:14, archived)

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:16, archived)

.
truly brilliant, worth coming out of lurkdom for. Plus soup is in my name lolz!
(soupeh came out of lurking on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:16, archived)

I MISS THE DAYS WHEN THEY DID YOGHURT ENEMAS.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg#Anti-sex_and_Anti-masturbation_positions
( gronkpan AUSSIES! http://aussiecultureissues.blogspot.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:17, archived)

BUT I LIKE WANKING!

( Sir Pigeon Nipples is bang bang bang bang, banging in the nails., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:21, archived)

I guess they are like
anti-sex positions... like the 37
(gaijintendo_ _MOOOOORNIGHT!_, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:22, archived)

Woah, I never knew that!
This is fascinating though - http://memory.loc.gov/ammem/awhhtml/awgc1/sex_manuals.html
( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:24, archived)

Darn. Looks like noone fell for my cunning trick.

( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:39, archived)

it's no longer purple, but one does hover before following ANY b3ta link at work..

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:40, archived)

What is this 'work' you speak of?

( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:42, archived)

what I oughta be doing when I'm posting crap here.
 
I SEEM TO HAVE ZERO IMPULSE CONTROL THESE DAYS
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:00, archived)

Their soup variety pack is great.
Eight soups, mixed together in a box. Yum.
( Kamikaze Stoat, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:20, archived)

Are you really awake ?
or have you written a php script to post late at night to maintain your late-night persona?
Also, have you written a perl script to reply to direct questions?
(gaijintendo_ _MOOOOORNIGHT!_, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:20, archived)

"/(yes|no)/"
$response = "Aargh, my shirt is made of sauce";
echo $response;
die("I'm far too sleepy now");
( The Neville considers "And how!" to be a worthy reply, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:25, archived)

SPIUS+}

( mofaha : sorry for us, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:20, archived)

Soup. Soup.
A tasty soup. Soup.
A spicy carrot and corriander!
( We are the lemon God save little shops, china cups and virginity., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:26, archived)

^
THIS!
( Killerkitti Dear Maria, count me in., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:48, archived)

SOUPER TASTEE!

( Killerkitti Dear Maria, count me in., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:28, archived)

your images make the best desktop images
i particularly like anything that confuses the shit out of the people at work
( Agent Muu http://www.b3ta.com/links/187129, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:29, archived)