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[challenge entry] Soapy bloats!


Hello my funky little gropes. If any of you nice people fancy helping me out, I have a site I've set up as an example site to show off my freelance skills.
It's a site for people that enjoy photography where they can upload photos and whatnot. It just needs some content to make it look spiffy.
If any of you fancy registering there and sticking a few photos up, I would be eight grateful. Eight!

It's to be found at www.chortleberry.com if you're up for it. :)

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(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha
continual expressions of bewilderment
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I was in THAT que
only the other day.... :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
# queue
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# im RISing
because im an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
#
1st: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/1107663.stm

2nd: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6163931.stm
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# You, sir, are a genius beyond compare.
*compares*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha!!`
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# arf! :)

this wins
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# hahahahahaha!!!!
Matthew Wright made a good point yesterday (honest... bear with me...)

Why has the govenernment given £100 million to Northern Rock ( a private company) rather than invest that money in the Post Office?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# because a) Matthew Wright is an idiot and
b) because if they allowed NR to go bankrupt then other banks would become the target of speculation and continuing runs, other smaller banks would then find themselves running out of money rapidly and the larger ones would end up shoring them up. this would lead to an inevitable loss of trust in banking here and in the US, which would in turn lead to less and less money being put into them, slowing the already sluggish econmy and causing mass recession.

A simple domino effect form one bank going under would put all other banking insitutions in trouble and the world would probably end.

Or similar.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)
# And of course propping up a bank that fell apart because of directorial incompetence
Is not at all giving out the wrong message to other city suits:

"Don't worry if you waste tonnes of money, you'll get a golden handshake and a big payout from the government"
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)
# that's a side issue of course
but if NR goes bankrupt then all those people with savings and mortgages also go bankrupt and that fucks up an awful lot of people. shutting post offices just annoys old people.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:22, archived)
# That sounds like economics
you're not seriously asuggesting that the government made a decision based on economic factors, rather than protecting their image?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Because
the failure of Northern Rock was absolutely in no way related to the poor business decisions and greed of the owners, and therefore should be supported by the tax payer.

The post office's problems are to do with shifts in trends due to technology, but it still remains a vital service that is unfortunately unable to compete with email and so forth. So it's all the post office's own fault, and why should the government support this essential service?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I fail to see how it is
a vital service - for example, if I wish to transfer a parcel from location A to location B, I simply email it!
I can send attachments of up to 3.5kg with my computer!
Beep brimshaws!

I would miss my local post office a bit if it went. Every time I've been in there, it's just one man, on his own, in a white room, behind sheets
of reinforced plexiglass. I wonder if he ever gets to leave?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# MY Post Office is a vital service.
A very nice lady called "Jane" works there.
After she has weighed parcels, she turns round to the label machine.
She wears very tight black trousers and has a very lovely bottom.
This has positive effects on my wellbeing.
Unfortunately, my continuous string of packages mailed to myself is making me skint!.

Anybody need anything small sending to them?...... Please?......
(I helped save b3ta! Unklian Lives in the only country where "Glass" is a verb., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Please send me my ego.
*tish
(otterdam, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes, quite

Edit: Site blocked by work when I tried to log on: due to the rating of its content (anonymizer).
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# pffffft!
(aka Rohan, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Duly done sir
Although I don't keep high res stuff on my w*rk computer - will upload a better quality one this eve.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:15, archived)
# :D

Cheers! Just think how impressed potential clients will be. Nine impressed. Nine!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)
# The world is truly at your feet!
I don't regard myself as any kind of photographer but I do have a few that - more by luck than judgment - have come up quite well. I will trawl through the archives at some point and see what I can come up with.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)
# This is exactly how this goes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Very good
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)
# There are no cocks on your website
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# omg!
I hope you're not what I think you are o.o
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Tue 4 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
# hahahaha, fecking classic :D
In Swansea City Centre, the got rid of the main huge post office and stuck it upstairs in WH Smiths, with it's own little Starbucks next to it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# absolutely spot on!
I had a postoffice that was literally up the road from me, it was there for *decades* then they closed it down, and a year later the next nearest one was closed and now they're planning on closing 5 others in my region, leaving just one or two main ones which are under-staffed so you're left queueing for fucking ages

the cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# yay!
*signs up*
*waits for email*
(guitarzan fought the wall, and the wall won on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)
# The spam on the front page dtracts from this otherwise excellent post.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Silly person.

The spam was there before it was put on the front page. I posted this entry in order to spam and didn't expect front page joys.

:p
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Funny tags
I like some of the tags in your system- monkey teeth monster satan scary ex wife made me chuckle.
(MajorDisco has stopped lurking for the time being, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)