I was going to do this with something a bit more notorious,
...but then I thought naah - I'll wind up Ivesy instead.



( barryheadwound is addicted to Fantastic Contraption, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

So good they named it twice
*edit* and then once again.
(Fuiru imaginary-review.blogspot.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)

yah yah - ctrl+c seemed to stop working for a while.
fixed.

( barryheadwound is addicted to Fantastic Contraption, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)

:)
I actually thought I was going mad until I saw other messages beneath mine...
(Fuiru imaginary-review.blogspot.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)

so good they posted it twice . . .
Woo! and Woo!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)

Ye Gods I edited it in about 7 seconds.
Clipboard didn't pick up my hat, mkay? ;p

but at least the fact that I failed to compo it slipped under most people's radar...

( barryheadwound is addicted to Fantastic Contraption, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)

you mean . . .
you don't add your hat by telepathy, as I do . . . ?


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)

My powers are weak

( barryheadwound is addicted to Fantastic Contraption, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)

don't look ivesb!!!
it's not true!!!
( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)

AAAIIIEEEE!

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)

Call that tramp juice?
THIS is tramp juice.

( Sea Tramp is trying to stay weak for the sake of - oh..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)

Are we playing Spot the Difference?

( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)

WHAT?
Best drink ever!
(TY&GN played golf this weekend, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)

Have you never supped upon the nectar that is
Kopparberg?
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)

it is shit
as well.
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is a bit nervous about the impending wedding, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)

oh ha ha ha.
*ignores*


hahaha!
i think i'll print and laminate them for coasters at home!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)

Weakbow, more like

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)

Yay
for winding up Ivesy!!

...and woo to the pic!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)

'yay for winding up ivesy'?
*slaps*
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)

Oh, so it's a slap fight you want?
* slap
* slap
* slap
* slap
* slap
* slap


* slap



...and
* slap
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)

Here boys, you might need this:

( WiL was dressed by Sylvia Anderson on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)

It's okay
I already scratched his eyes out.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)

or this . . .



( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)

pffft!

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)

Monsieur, with these puns you are really spoiling us!

( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)

*grabs*
*fills with bricks*
THUD!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)

*cheeks practically glow red*
you asked for it punk..
*loads Blunderbuss with old slappers*
BOOM!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)

ropey slappers?
ugh - not that!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)

I love how the industry is trying to make cider fashionable again
By raising the price.

"Nah - I got pissed on it when I was 14 and was really sick on it - never again. What? It's £4 a bottle - oh it must be good stuff then."
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)

Worked with Stella...

( WiL was dressed by Sylvia Anderson on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)

Only briefly.
It's still known as Wifebeater.
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)

This seems a good time to mention I now charge £20,000 for my bedroom services.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)

what's that?
Building bedrooms?

I could use a couple extra!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)

For you,
£40,000.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)

thats about a billion dollars!

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)

It was yesterday.
1.5 billion today.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)

It's a bargain at twice the price!
Get to work!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)

who, me?
*nails a cardboard box to the side of heffs house*
pay up chump. er, i mean champ.
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)

What's the service?

( WiL was dressed by Sylvia Anderson on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)

About 5 minutes of action, then I fall asleep.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)

For that price this action had better include a motorbike stunt or two...

( WiL was dressed by Sylvia Anderson on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)

Whatever you like, baby.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)

*sets up the ramp and primes the explosions*

( WiL was dressed by Sylvia Anderson on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)

Again, back to Somerset
we KNOW cider has to be lumpy, have rotten bits of apple floating in, be the colour of piss and come in a plastic container, that probably originally contained Meths.
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is a bit nervous about the impending wedding, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)

Black Rat FTW
We used to play "Drink four pints and find the toilet" in The Old Oak.

If you could your mates would stand you the rest of the night. Not that there would be much left for you.
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)

Aha, repost tiem


Only the first panel is strictly relevant
( emvee is being semi-productive - he produced a semi on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)

It's all relevant!
Got any more in the works?
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)