Ah, the powdered milk of human kindness...

( Manic -| national-service.co.uk :: coming soon |-, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)

hahaha
nice one.

WOO!
( Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)

Baby bird looks like it was expecting to be breast fed.
What is it think it is - a titmouse?
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)

Is its name Abi?
See what I did there?

Abi Titmouse?

It's funny because there's a minor sleb called Abi Titmuss, which sounds a bit like Abi Titmouse. It's particularly appropriate because this refers to tits, and she likes to get her tits out.

Do you see how funny it is?

Do you see how clever I am?

DO YOU? DO YOU SEE? DO YOU? DO YOU SEE HOW FUNNY IT IS? LAUGH! LAUGH I SAY! FUCKING LAUGH AT HOW FUNNY AND FUCKING CLEVER MY JOKE IS WHY DON'T YOU LAUGH? WHY? OH GOD WHY DON'T YOU LAUGH?
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)

I don't get it.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)

Hahahaha

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)

ha



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( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)

eh?

are you saying you've had sex with a mouse?
( Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)

ah!
I get it now.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)

ah, yes, Abi's tit mouse

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)

I have a question to ask you
Which, in your infinite wisdom, you 'may' know the answer to.
/Kind of a legal/copyright Q.
/Actually, I'll email it if that's ok.

by the way, this image is excellent :)
( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)

"Infinite wisdom" in this case would include
...being able to discern the question from that post.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)

you win prize for World's Most Cryptic Question

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)

You know where to find me
:o)

Mind you, I'm a tad addled at the mo... I've finally kicked the fags, and the first few days have been a bit dizzifying, what with all that extra oxygen that my body's not used to.
( Manic -| national-service.co.uk :: coming soon |-, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)

Ahhh, I've been there, soldier!
well done for kicking them though :)

*sends email*
( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)

you gave up smoking?
well, that explains the weight gain . . .

*legs it*


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)

hahaha, yep, good while ago now :)
better for it
( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)

hooray!
well done you.

for the first 3 days i was a bit of a pain and just kept myslef away from other people if i could help it.

after that i was fine. i still get cravings but i just find other things to do and ten minutes later they are gone.
( Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)

yeah, but now you're on 60 wanks a day


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)

well, what's wrong with that?
And mine smokes all the time from it.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)

and i have a right arm like arnold swartzernegger

( Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)

like Arnold Schwartzenegger
or like Arnold Schwartzenegger's right arm?


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)

Brilliant!
I was trying to come up with somethin along these lines.... but with at leat 200% less talent and insight than this.
( Wildyles is rimming a chimp, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)

haha gloriously realised

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)

As the father of a three-month-old
you have my thanks and constant admiration. Keep up the good work.
( Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)

I likes that...
the baby bird has an expression which says 'Is that all you can get for me..Bitch' in a spoilt bastard type way!!!
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)