is this sacrilege?

(Gramar Natzi Is way too cool to have a signature, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)

I don't get it.

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)

*prepares burning stake*

( barryheadwound is addicted to Fantastic Contraption, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)

Oooooh
I was looking forward to that for my dinner!
( Sonic James Doom is reading Glass Books of the Dream Eaters - loves, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)

*flambees*
*serves*
*garnishes with parsley*
voila!

( barryheadwound is addicted to Fantastic Contraption, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

I tried to flam bees once...
..they were too small and didn't like it.
(10 PRINT "Run" 20 GOTO 10 as efficient as the energizer bunny ..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)

The trick is to leave them in the brandy a while before lighting it...
That way they get pissed and don't mind being burned to a crisp.

Hello suspiciously conversant new person...

( barryheadwound is addicted to Fantastic Contraption, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)

It's OK, he's with me...
We work at adjacent desks so he's seen a lot of B3ta already...
( Sonic James Doom is reading Glass Books of the Dream Eaters - loves, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)

b3ta buddies!
how slightly homoerotic ;p

( barryheadwound is addicted to Fantastic Contraption, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)

Oh if only you knew...

( Sonic James Doom is reading Glass Books of the Dream Eaters - loves, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

Shhhhh!!
...they don't need to know who does what chores...
(10 PRINT "Run" 20 GOTO 10 as efficient as the energizer bunny ..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)

Long-time lurker, old-time poster..
er, kinda .. One day many moons ago, this guy next to me posted a cheap pic of mine up here. So I was technically posting on B3ta before I'd even deserved my L-plates. *jaws drop*

*but is feeling all warmed and happy now that he's finally fully signed up for the treatment*
(10 PRINT "Run" 20 GOTO 10 as efficient as the energizer bunny ..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)

*rapes*
Your my wife now.
( Sonic James Doom is reading Glass Books of the Dream Eaters - loves, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)

*feels violated*
That's the last time I cook YOU dinner!

*grabs more than fair share of duvet covers*
(10 PRINT "Run" 20 GOTO 10 as efficient as the energizer bunny ..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)

IMPOSTORS!!!!11!one!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)

Sense does not make the joke...

(10 PRINT "Run" 20 GOTO 10 as efficient as the energizer bunny ..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)

\o/
Hahahaha
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)

It wasn't the last two times!
;P
( XLVII you're having a ducking laugh!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)

eek!

( printmeister has got the minerals., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)

Just like the old version, but more penetrating.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)

it was
.
when I did it, earlier today
.
(clut, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)