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# mmmmm artifacts

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)
# salvador dali intended to be buried at home
but his wishes were ignored, and he was given a state burial
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Shame he didn't get to work with his director colleague again before he died.
I'd imagine something really nice would have come out.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)
# most likely four hours of dali humming and wanking in front of a dirty easel

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# hahaha ^^

his art is awesome...but he was a dirty fucking cunt
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
# i profusely agree

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# *torrents*
edit: hahahahahahah

"In the television programme Dirty Dalì: A Private View broadcast on Channel 4 on June 3, 2007, the art critic Brian Sewell described his acquaintance with Dalí in the late 1960s, which included lying down in the fetal position without trousers in the armpit of a figure of Christ and masturbating for Dalí who pretended to take photos while fumbling in his own trousers.[44][45]"
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)