'ning all


possibly influenced by my recent move to bonnie Scotchlande.
(sonofabun shaving hedgehogs since 1973, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)

hahaha

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)

aah he truly is an inspiration for the kids

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)

go to glasgow
many of the kids have already passed through the Rab C. Nesbitt stage and are now dead or requesting money in order to inject some dog fertiliser into their varicose veins.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)

Haha.
I will never ever see any of my relatives in Clydebank or Bellshill unless we have another wedding and tey want to come down here. I'm not getting within 100 miles of that shitehole ;)

( I have photos somewhere of me aged 5 or 6 in an honest to goodness real kilt and arran jumper, playing in the lovely green fields of Clydebank.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)

Ah wiz born in Bellshill, ya cunt!
Never been there since. I moved to England for fuck's sake.
( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)

My Maw was born there
too.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)

I got popped out in the maternity hospital just before the sloppy weans duty was passed to Monklands.
1974, ya bas!
( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)

Copenhagen for me
I was lucky ;)
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)

I did winch a lassie fae Bellshill once.
Scrubbed ma face for weeks after that fucker. It was textbook faceaids.
( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)

haha thank you for using the word "winch"
Living in germany, scottish words for stuff delight me whenever I'm home.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8114975
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

thanks a lot, ill go have a look now and start a torrent before heading to work tomorrow
nighto!
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

I said to an Indian guy in my work "Ach, dinnae fash yersel, man" the other day.
That took a lot of explaining.
( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

Goodnecht
mah braw mukker, Ah shaa spick wi' ye tha' moorns nicht.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)

No bother.
I thought she looked like Andi MacDowell. Turns out she looked more like Malcolm.
( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

oof.
Hawhaw, Ah nearly laughed mah tossel aff 'en, ye fanny!
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

haha
*giggles like a numpty*
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)

yes, kilts are real.
My mum is from Belshill. It's shit, but less shit than motherwell, next door to where e-coli in britain was faithfully cultivated, lovely Wishaw.

I slightly exaggerated with respect to glasgow, I meant to say east-glasgow, but they tend to migrate into the nicer bits and threaten timid student geeks with their brown teeth and empty rum bottles, demanding 5 quid for their bus.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)

Kin ye no jist go "Git tae fuck, ya wee prick. Where's yir fuckin' team noo, ya cunt!"
*wallop*
"Oh, there they are, round the corner"
*runs away screaming*
( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)

wishaw?
i saw that fecking butcher on diagnosis unknown
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

green fields in clydebank?????
clydebank makes greenock look attractive. it should get some sort of award for that.
(gmcs, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)

haha
you spotted the sarcasm. You did spot it, right? ;)
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)

green fields in clydebank?????
it's hard to tell. some of the locals here are under the influence of drugs which have been mixed with so much soap powder that you could point to the concrete shithole that is clydebank town centre and tell that it's green fields and they'd agree as long as you promised to tap them a fiver. not that i'm suggesting your relatives are persil'd out smackheads.
(gmcs, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)

Mrs. Bingowings went to college in Clydebank.
She justified her disgusting behaviour with the phrase "Marti Pellow's fae Clydebank, but." I fell in love with her soon after that. That and the brain donation.
( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

im from dundee :D
i fortunately now live in nottingham, dundees fine but i like nottingham better
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)

if you live in nottingham, you probably fucked my ex while she was going out with me
she aborted your kid, the slut.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)

if i did, im terribly sorry, but its very hard to tell we are waste deep in sluts in these parts

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)

haha, don't worry.
in any case, the chances that youre the father of the abortion are the same as mine, about 33-1.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)

i like those odds!
£5 says it turns out to be the mayors!
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)

Does he get good reception on those?

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)

Oh ho ho oh no!
^Exact words uttered here
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)

source in all its bigness
( HairyTwatter Harry Pyotr and The Chamber of State Secrets, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK!!!

( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)

haha
oh dear pony god
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)

wha?

( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)

Rab C Nesbitt
Glaswegian hero.
Google, google, goo.
(sonofabun shaving hedgehogs since 1973, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)

after reading about that show
 
I am GUTTED it never screened here!
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)

Gregor Fisher is a god-damned genius
and he looks and sounds exactly like my Dad. Apart from the string vest.
(PyroTyger I ate all your bees., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:03, archived)

YES!
me likey!
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)

He's a big mad mincie-heid!
no like me.


The above image is not intended to depict or bear any relation to any Scotland based, humorous televisual broadcast and Mister N Vossent accepts no liability for er um anything, really.
( Neffer Vossent "Spartacus? That's him!" *points*, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)

so what are the connotations of "mince" in Glaswegian slang?
 
just wondering about the pseudonym of the Fratellis' drummer..
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)

"Yer thick as mince!"
"Your critical faculties are somewhat impaired"

Roughly. Which is fine so long as you don't make watery mince. Obviously.
( Neffer Vossent "Spartacus? That's him!" *points*, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)

okay, noo why would someone geet the nickname Mince?

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)

I've only heard it being used as:
'that present I got was mince'. as in it was shite.
(thiswasmyclone, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

haha

Al tell yoo this!!
( prodigy69, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)

That's good, but that programme he was in earlier on that I watched the first five minutes of was pure fuckin' pish.
It gied us the dry boak, man.
( Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)

Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer
sayin... ;D

actually, you could have a point. *ahem*
(sonofabun shaving hedgehogs since 1973, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)

:D

(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)