:D
The reason I had to stop drinking that shite!
Woo
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XLVII you're having a ducking laugh!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:35,
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at 9.34 in the morning?
are you mad, i've not finished my gin yet.
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Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:35,
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I've seen someone flip out and then flip back within the space of 5 minutes
And I'm pretty sure it was due to him drinking Stella all afternoon, because the rest of us - on various other lagers - were fine.
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A Vagabond loves your mum, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:40,
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Hahaha! Very nicely done! I like the fists.
I did these 'truth in adverising' ones years ago:

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WiL was dressed by Sylvia Anderson on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:40,
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God, I lived near the XXXX brewery for a year or so.
That place made me want to throw up every time I walked past it.
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gronkpan AUSSIES! http://aussiecultureissues.blogspot.com, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:47,
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hahaha!
XXXX... worse than Fosters
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Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:51,
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hehe

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Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 10:03,
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*walks by*
*notices*
*walks back*
:D
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Jessie © isn't surprised, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 10:07,
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*notices you noticing*
*glumly walks off to work*
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Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 10:08,
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Pah, you fool
Being rich is supposed to entitle you to do less for more! ;)
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Jessie © isn't surprised, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 10:12,
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I do next to nothing now.
But when old clients want big contracts fulfilled it is polite to at least go and see them.
He gave me some Montecristo Cuban cigars yesterday. I don't mind getting my tape measure out for that.
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Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 10:15,
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I'm only joking sir
I know you do the bare minimum when you can, and as much as it takes the rest of the time to let that continue.
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Jessie © isn't surprised, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 10:17,
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Leaves a residue?

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catsfather, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 10:05,
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Ah no,
I'm sorry dear. The correct answer was actually "It will be on a plate in front of you in five minutes my darling"
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Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 10:07,
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