i Hate call centers


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(vinyl junkie, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)

toaptoaptoaptoatptaotaotptaotaotataptaototpatoataotptppaoatoa
gah
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)

I am having toapRIS.
dunno what it means. Help!
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/toap
( mictoboy, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)

what a convenient resource!
I have a newfound liking of you now!
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

it's all kamikaze stoat's internet voodoo

( mictoboy, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

newfound?
how could anyone dislike lovely mb?
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

fuck off you massive cunt
:)
( mictoboy, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

lovely but predictable

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)

if you dislike toap
you'd be better off not coming to b3ta, it's full of it

also, toap is not a bad thing

lazy and shit pics are, but the two are not mutually exclusive
( mictoboy, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)

yeah yeah
i know, there's just a lot of laziness atm

not that i've posted anything new today!

*hyporcrite blog
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

aren't words simply collections of lines anyway?
What makes them so different to shopped pictures? It's all just lines.

Let's live in peace ^_^
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

Claim it's a vector
and watch Pasanonic explode.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

i'll live in your peas

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

I work in a call centre
sometimes i get to wind up angry customers
One time a guy phoned up to get a porn channel 40+ amateur wives or something added to his viewing package,I said that it wasn't my department and transferred him to a girl in one of the Indian call centres so that he'd have to ask again
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)

Yes!
Have you seen Big Nothing?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)

^this

( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

no. have you seen The Beast Must Die?

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

I did that!
until they fired me.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)

I stay within the rules, usually informing them of their contractual obligations and the fact that they can't cancel their account due to unpaid debt does the trick

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

True fax..during my youth..
I worked for BT, an angry customer asked for my name, as I'd pissed him off somehow..

I said, Martin Riggs.
Him say, he was Indian, 'Martin Riggs, you are in trouble my friend!'

I was fired soon after.
Still amuses me.
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)

hahahah yes!!!!

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

haha

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

itvdigital had a call center in wales once
i have a monkey :) but i didn't work there
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

There should be a prize
for how little sense this makes.
( mofaha not wearing a vest, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

this^^ haha

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

and ^^ that

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)

Yay i love prizes!
ha ha i didn't realise that had a X in there...
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)

Grand Prix!

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)

ARGH NOT IN MY FACE!

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)

My ISP's Indian call-workers seem to have a better grasp of the English language than working class English mongs over here
in my experience, plus with less attitude

I'm all up for some kind of ruthless international swap
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

I agree. I think we should all pop over to Mumbai and instruct them to say "Yeah?" after everything they say.
If it's not patronising enough, we whip them to within an inch of their lives and then ship them over here for some REAL torture. I suggest a tour of Basingstoke, bamboo under the fingernails or worse... A three month stay in Coventry.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)

Coventry!!
YOU EVIL FIENDISH BASTARD!

They might be skilled enough to get proper jobs ;)
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)

All my colleagues that I speak to in the departments based in India are very proficient and polite as well.

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)