I work in a call centre
sometimes i get to wind up angry customers
One time a guy phoned up to get a porn channel 40+ amateur wives or something added to his viewing package,I said that it wasn't my department and transferred him to a girl in one of the Indian call centres so that he'd have to ask again
( Cockweasle Snarn, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)

Yes!
Have you seen Big Nothing?
( ClanSoul demands FEARSHIT, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)

^this

( Killerkitti Dreaming about you, in a pool of your own blood., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

no. have you seen The Beast Must Die?

( Cockweasle Snarn, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

I did that!
until they fired me.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)

I stay within the rules, usually informing them of their contractual obligations and the fact that they can't cancel their account due to unpaid debt does the trick

( Cockweasle Snarn, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

True fax..during my youth..
I worked for BT, an angry customer asked for my name, as I'd pissed him off somehow..

I said, Martin Riggs.
Him say, he was Indian, 'Martin Riggs, you are in trouble my friend!'

I was fired soon after.
Still amuses me.
( Dekionplexis XII Yes, I'm storing canned goods. Neat, huh?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)

hahahah yes!!!!

( Cockweasle Snarn, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

haha

( Dekionplexis XII Yes, I'm storing canned goods. Neat, huh?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)