Brains and chips?
Delicious with a splash of vinegar.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)

vinegar is foul
my fave meal is lobster thermidor. it's a tad on the expensive side, though :(
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)

I haven't had lobster before.
Maybe I should grab one from the market sometime.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)

I've never eaten a lobster
Because I've seen them in their prime
Sitting in the tank beside the doorway
And if they could see it your way
They would probably start to cry

And the saltwater from their tears
Would wash away all of their fears
As they'd remember all the years
They'd spent so happy in the wild.

And then one day the big men came
To make them play a fishy game
Of Russian Roulette for crustaceans
Fifty Lobsters, Seven nations
Waiting for the sweaty clientelle
To pick them out for boiling water hell.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)

nice try
but i'll still eat them.
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)

It's the first half of the first song from my album :)
PLUGPLUGPLUGPLUGPLUG
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)

BASTARD!
WHERE IS MY SONG ABOUT PLUGS?
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)

PLUUUUUGSSS
THEYRE SO AWESOME AND PLUGGY

dum di dum di dum...
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

you whore
;)
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)

yeah...
buy it :)
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)

here's the title track off my album....
It's a song about Quincy
www.b3ta.com/links/Quincy_M_E

the album's called Quincy
( Cockweasle Snarn, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

I still haven't bought it.
:[

I will soon. Promise.
( Killerkitti Dreaming about you, in a pool of your own blood., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)

YAY ^_^
I'm waiting for you to get a copy, because your taste in music is really good... I'd like to know what you think of it :)
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)

Next time I get my allowance
I think a week or so, I'll purchase it. ^.^
I heard bits on your video thingy you made, and my favorite one was the one you played when you were on that shelf.
( Killerkitti Dreaming about you, in a pool of your own blood., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)

Internet Love Song :D
^_^
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)

Yeah
^.^
( Killerkitti Dreaming about you, in a pool of your own blood., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

Where can I hear samples of your musical stylings?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1gVdXMskGo
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)

yes.
it's delicious, like the sweetest, tastiest prawns you've ever had, but x10
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)

I'll wait till I'm feeling particularly rich.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)

you can get one
for a fiver in asda, but they're from thailand or somewhere around there. they grow too quickly and don't develop much taste.
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

I'd get a proper one from the market.
Probably won't cost much more, anyway.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)

may even be a bit cheaper

( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)

they are mighty tastey

( epiphany Pandas on smack, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)

LIES!
Vinegar is possibly the best thing ever.

You know you've got enough on your food when the fumes make you cough uncontrollably.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)

i can't stand it
the smell punches you up the snout before you can get the stuff near your mouth! i have got a very sensitive nose, though.
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)

I can down an entire jar of pickled onions, vinegar and all, in one.
I try not to too regularly, though. It REALLY fucks up my insides.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)

i'm not surprised.
it's like embalming fluid.
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)

buster bloodvessel did that on tiswas once.
it was a jar of pickled onion vinegar with a mashed up pork pie in it. he downed the lot
( Cockweasle Snarn, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)

ah, tiswas
they don't make television like they used to, eh?

*snort*
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)

Tarrant, Carolgees and Henry are talentless no-marks who are good at fuck all.
Sally James at least had the decency to have smashing (early eighties) tits and the dungarees to match.
( Bingowings Up your fucking borstal!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)

yes. exactly
I heard an advert for Lenny Henry's latest offering on Radio 4 and it was painful. He is such a talentless unfunny cock
( Cockweasle Snarn, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

Racist!
Lenny Henry is the equivalent of a fully Anglicised Scotsman doing funny Scottish accents forty years after he left Scotland even though he sounds like a Brummy.
( Bingowings Up your fucking borstal!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)

I ate the best part of a Branstons Jalapeno and chilli squeezy bottle thing yesterday and now I feel like I've just got back from one of Barrymore's pool parties.

( Bingowings Up your fucking borstal!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)

yes!

( Killerkitti Dreaming about you, in a pool of your own blood., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)