i can't stand it
the smell punches you up the snout before you can get the stuff near your mouth! i have got a very sensitive nose, though.
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)

I can down an entire jar of pickled onions, vinegar and all, in one.
I try not to too regularly, though. It REALLY fucks up my insides.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)

i'm not surprised.
it's like embalming fluid.
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)

buster bloodvessel did that on tiswas once.
it was a jar of pickled onion vinegar with a mashed up pork pie in it. he downed the lot
( Cockweasle Snarn, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)

ah, tiswas
they don't make television like they used to, eh?

*snort*
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)

Tarrant, Carolgees and Henry are talentless no-marks who are good at fuck all.
Sally James at least had the decency to have smashing (early eighties) tits and the dungarees to match.
( Bingowings Up your fucking borstal!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)

yes. exactly
I heard an advert for Lenny Henry's latest offering on Radio 4 and it was painful. He is such a talentless unfunny cock
( Cockweasle Snarn, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

Racist!
Lenny Henry is the equivalent of a fully Anglicised Scotsman doing funny Scottish accents forty years after he left Scotland even though he sounds like a Brummy.
( Bingowings Up your fucking borstal!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)

I ate the best part of a Branstons Jalapeno and chilli squeezy bottle thing yesterday and now I feel like I've just got back from one of Barrymore's pool parties.

( Bingowings Up your fucking borstal!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)