The war on fleas

(theresapsychopathinmysoup so I fished it out with a mallet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)

If it kills ticks
Does it kill crosses too? Or did you mean tics?:P
( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)

Haha You pedantic bastard!
'Ning all!
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)

I never noticed that
thats the original source, thats worthy of a pun
(theresapsychopathinmysoup so I fished it out with a mallet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

for added lulz
you shoulda put 'kills parasites'
(Fuckpig well quelle-fuckin'-suprise, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

A tic is a sudden, repetitive, stereotyped, nonrhythmic movement (motor tic) or sound (phonic tic) that involves discrete groups of muscles

Tick is the common name for the small arachnids in superfamily Ixodoidea
( hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

You've never been laid have you?

( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)

You've never been right, have you?

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)

google
take first two lines, cut and paste

and yes, I've had more fanny than you could shake a 'stic' at

silly twat
( hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)

Sorry
But I have to tell you you've not going to get any if if chase after girls with a stick!
( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)

I wouldn't call it a 'stick'...
his is more a 'twig', if anything.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)

It's a tradegy really
Struck down by Dutch Elm at such a young age!
( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)

'tragedy'
;D
( Dixon hmmm, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)

That's the correct spelling. A Tic is a nervous twitch.

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

Thanks...
Now I'm full of the tick fear.
( Equus is hunting jobs, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

ewwwweweweweeewwww!!!!
(Fuckpig well quelle-fuckin'-suprise, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

^This
But it makes me laugh too :D
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)

I have one thing to say
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)

This is my favourite kind of pedantry.
Utterly ignorant pedantry.
( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)

oh dear.
wawawawa

:D
( Dixon hmmm, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)

Only effective for 10 weeks

(CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)

pffft
.
(theresapsychopathinmysoup so I fished it out with a mallet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)

Hahaha
Just read the small print!

:D
( XLVII you're having a ducking laugh!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)