quick, dirty, mustafa

( kingsuperspecial is the only rhyme that bites, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)

I want the BSc. in anal stretching please.
Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)

Anal stretching is an art, not a science.
It should definitely be a BA course.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)

I was hoping to get into the physical considerations,
perhaps draw up a few equations governing applied force and risk of tearing.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)

You're overthinking it
You have to just feel the stretch.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)

I have so much to learn

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)

Maybe I should start my own university...
with blackjack...and hookers... ah, forget the whole thing.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)

That sounds much more fun than my degree was

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)

Agreed
Mine so far has not included any blackjack, or hookers. The closest I've been to that is a game of poker with a semi-attractive girl involved.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)

I did that a couple of times, too.
Made about 20 quid, which I spent on beer, or possibly whiskey. I forget.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)

If you forgot
Then it doesn't matter, as you clearly made the right drinking choice...
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)

On reflection,
this sounds more like a whiskey drinking experience.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)

Whiskey is a fine choice for memory loss
But I find Jagermeister far more effective... so much so that I have taken to calling it 'amnesia juice'.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)

Am I the only one who got the Futurama reference here?

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

Thanks hex.
I was hoping my efforts wouldn't be completely wasted... I say this quite often but hardly anyone ever gets it! I think people just assume I have a multiple vice problem.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)

Or perhaps...
Poo-niversity?
sorry
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)

Clearly, they saw a gap in the market
Can i drop this here?

( Holly Would may at some point update my profile, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)

yes
yes you can

*spangs*
( kingsuperspecial is the only rhyme that bites, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)

ta,
:)
( Holly Would may at some point update my profile, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)

I'm RISing badly here
What the hell's going on?
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)

filename is your friend
and mine if i'm honest
( kingsuperspecial is the only rhyme that bites, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)

badjar...
ok... I'm still not getting it. Must be my stinkin' hangover stopping the tiny brain elves from getting to work this morning.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)

before I checked
I thought it was BadJam : \
( McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)

Really?
you must know this?
( Holly Would may at some point update my profile, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)

Actually I don't...
I get the feeling I should just hand in my internet membership card right now.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)

I'm quite surprised that you managed to avoid it

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)

So am I...
Especially since I'm a longtime Weebl and Bob fan. Although I never paid that much attention to the other stuff they do.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)

late night shopping 2 on the front page of weebls-stuff.com
is a real gem
( spacefish frinGe sUnday. 10 augusT. goTo calEndaR., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)

That
Is a masterpiece. I will definitely have to check back there more often.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

Oh god

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)

Oh christ

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)

OW OW OW!



*clicks*
( HairyTwatter Harry Pyotr and The Chamber of State Secrets, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)

you are a silly.

( rhebus disliking misused commas since, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)

as are you
genius!
( kingsuperspecial is the only rhyme that bites, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)

thank you
I was just lucky enough to think of it before anyone else :)
( rhebus disliking misused commas since, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)

i like this
top marks for geekery!
( spacefish frinGe sUnday. 10 augusT. goTo calEndaR., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)

Ning!
Nong!
Ning!
Nong!
Ning!
Nong!
Diddle-i-o!
( Matazone stings like a butterfly and floats like a bee, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)

in the ning nang nong where the cows go bong

( Tom O'Bedlam Nobody move in a mysterious way, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)

Heh
you should make a milligan-based ning
( rhebus disliking misused commas since, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)

i should actually...
i'll do it tonight when I get home :)
( Tom O'Bedlam Nobody move in a mysterious way, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)

I fucking love this!!!

( Todd the Groincrusher Where's my fucking cement, you retards?, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)

hahaha!
*nings back*
( pzyko, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)

it's not exactly like yours...
but I saw that and just had to have a hack at the actual .exe...

Download Ning.exe here :)
( MrMoose fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)

That's nerdtastic
hehehe
( durbster has finally updated his website, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)

woo!
i *heart* the OU, just seeing their logo (albeit goatse'd) makes me happy
( spacefish frinGe sUnday. 10 augusT. goTo calEndaR., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)

I think you could've done a much better job of cutting out the hands.
Don't rush it next time.
( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)

i do too
:(
( kingsuperspecial is the only rhyme that bites, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)

And we all know
jokes are better than technique, but

time spent gazing into goatse in order to accurately cut out the hands is better than jokes
( rhebus disliking misused commas since, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)

Scroatse

( Nick and his orchestra I NO RITE?!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)

Haha
Urgh

I hear they keep having problems with too many students dropping out.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)