Quick, dirty

and that's just penelope
Ningles all, how are we?
( blyerkit Taxi across Warsaw, 5am, 6 quid. Yay!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)

Hubba Hubba

( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)

Soups!

( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)

GalamaBoobs!

( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)

SalamiGloops!

( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)

We gotta gooooolden tiicket!

( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)

Let's go and molest the oompa loompas!

( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)

Damm Orange bastards
come over here, take our jobs...
bastards
( Letum Spack Monkey, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)

I'm guessing they're not Catholic

( Fox G. Love ...was formerly foxyg, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)

What did you get ya mother Chicago?

( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)

She refuses to accept things for mothering sunday.
We just went out for a meal with her boyfriend and Granny & Grandad.
The food was shit and I was very bored, but she enjoyed it.
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)

You ARE Charlie Bucket.
:D

I went around there with chocs and a card and was rewarded with a steak MIT mooshwombs unt cheeps.

Huzzah!
( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)

I had a steak.
I asked for medium, but when I got it it was practically liquid inside. It's put me off eating steak for a while.
I stuck to a cheese and onion pasty for tea.
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)

Well done for me.
ME NO EATY DA BLUDS!
( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)

I fucking didn't either.
I just left it.
Eugh. Disgusting.
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)

Oh Chicago, will ye never win?

( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)

that's a GOOD steak
you wrongster
( spacefish do-deca-go-getta-trend-setta-hedron, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)

NO
LIES
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)

I am alright, but thoroughly confused as what I'm supposed to be doing for a particular piece of work.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)

o

( blyerkit Taxi across Warsaw, 5am, 6 quid. Yay!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)

Ignore my frustration.
How are you?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)

quite ticketyboo
thankyou v much.
What is this work of which you speak?
( blyerkit Taxi across Warsaw, 5am, 6 quid. Yay!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)

A very poorly explained lab write up.
I have plenty of data, and a reference table, but no idea how to get any results from these things.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)

o

( blyerkit Taxi across Warsaw, 5am, 6 quid. Yay!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)

Utterly.


CFB

( collapsibletank ...is in, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)

Arf!
back in a mo, my gf has just burned some chicken for me...
( blyerkit Taxi across Warsaw, 5am, 6 quid. Yay!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)

Oooh!
She lied, that was luvverly!
( blyerkit Taxi across Warsaw, 5am, 6 quid. Yay!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)

Some people are just born beautiful
( Jessie © has a neocube but hates StrongForce, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)

Hahah

( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)

*hugs from earlier*
i prefer her without the photoshoppery
not a fan of makeup
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)

Neither am I

( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)

But you look so CUTE with it on!

( Jessie © has a neocube but hates StrongForce, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)

But I love the naked feeling I get when I'm not wearing any.

( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)

Badum tish!

( Mstandot ...erm.....nah, it's gone!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)

She wasn't joking.

( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)

Don't make jokes out of my heart felt sentiments you cad!

( Jessie © has a neocube but hates StrongForce, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)

Sorry hunny bunny.
OH I was meant to be replying to clan soul!!
( Mstandot ...erm.....nah, it's gone!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)

this

( spacefish do-deca-go-getta-trend-setta-hedron, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)

what's that stain on her tits?

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)

The shadow of the past.

( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)

A ghost, signalling for help

( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)

I hope it's her character
coming through..
( blyerkit Taxi across Warsaw, 5am, 6 quid. Yay!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)

Feeling so inadequate . . .

( Valin . . . Asleep at the Dream . . ., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)

BIG HAND.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)

Must've been some other buddy's . . .

( Valin . . . Asleep at the Dream . . ., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)

Maybe it's Maybellend?

( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)

Maybe it's Mabel's hand.
The big-handed bitch that she is.
( The Hedgehog From Hell lalalalala, I can't see you, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)

The best hitcher I've ever seen.
From Illinois to Ohio, three days. No bullshit.
( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)

Why can't she be true . . .

( Valin . . . Asleep at the Dream . . ., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)

Big handed women are known for their lies, and their hitching abilities.
Three days. No bullshit.
( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)

Oh Maybelline . . .

You've started back doing the things you used to do . . .
( Valin . . . Asleep at the Dream . . ., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)

Oh, oh-ohhhh, Maybelliiiiiiiiiine!
Why won'tcha come baaaaAAAacck, and return ma gazeboooOo-oh-oooh!
( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)

because she has OCD
and she is ADDICTED TO LYING TO YOU.
( The Hedgehog From Hell lalalalala, I can't see you, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)

Three days.
I shit you not.
( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)

You don't know
how right you are . . . maybe you do . . .
( Valin . . . Asleep at the Dream . . ., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)

What's wrong fella, lady troubles?
*wipes down bar*

Bourbon, right?
( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)

i'm feeling great
my maths homework is ALL DONE and i feel a million times cleverer. coming up next: WINE
( spacefish do-deca-go-getta-trend-setta-hedron, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)

WINE AND MATHS HOMEWORK.
SOMETHING IS WRONG HERE.
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)

At least he's doing it the right way round.
I got very told off for the declining state of a piece of Physics homework- I'd done part of it before the pub and the rest afterwards.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)

Not a bad idea.
This lab report is going nowhere as it is.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)

As long as you don't put that Newtons are 'bollcks'
you should be fine.

Yes, spelling mistake intended.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)

I'll try my best.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)

the unit of force?
i like the idea of measuring energy in bollck metres
( spacefish do-deca-go-getta-trend-setta-hedron, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)

Jackson Bollocks


Click for bigger (328KB)
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)

This

(Bryn not Brian, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)