Mornings!


It's OK to eat loads if you proceed to sicking it up just after. That's the best way to stay thin.
( wheelybird http://www.creativecraving.co.uk/shops/the-aviary, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)

Ah, I didn't chunder.
But I have been losing it like the clappers recently, so I was due a bit of a session.
( Captain Wow pales in comparison to darker things, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

I lost 8lbs over Christmas
despite having roasts and chocolate nearly every day

since I started going to the gym I've put 7lbs on in 2 weeks

I think I must be broken
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)

lolbackward.

( Captain Wow pales in comparison to darker things, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)

Muscle weighs more than fat.
You're on the right track.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

only slightly
you would struggle to notice
( mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

Every time I "lose weight" I wind up weighing the same, just being chunkier.
As a man, that's not a real problem.

Until I let myself go again.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

Nah.
Muscle weighs more than fat.
(A Vagabond is now published in The Metro, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

IT'S NOT A CURRENCY.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

IT IS NOW.

( Captain Wow pales in comparison to darker things, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)

OH NO NO NO.
NOW THAT YOU'VE STARVED FOR A FEW DAYS, YOUR BODY IS POISED TO STORE AS MUCH FAT AS POSSIBLE.

NOW IS THE TIME TO ADOPT A LOW-CARB, HIGH PROTEIN DIET AND DO A LOT OF CARDIOVASCULAR EXCERCISE.

GO FOR A LONG WALK WITH YOUR HEADPHONES ON, THEN EAT A STEAK.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

All I'm eating at the mo is protein and veggies
Well, since saturday.

And I walk uphill for an hour to work every day. I'm fine.

Well, I'm as fine as a healthy size 16 can be.
( Captain Wow pales in comparison to darker things, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)

SHUT UP I'M IN LIFE COACH MODE RIGHT NOW.
DO SOME PUSHUPS.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

...at work?

( Captain Wow pales in comparison to darker things, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

GIVE ME TEN BUCKS.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)

GIVE ME TWENTY.
AND I MAY CONSIDER IT.
( Captain Wow pales in comparison to darker things, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

I DO FIFTEEN EVERY MORNING, SHUT UP AND PUSH UP.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)

Pfft, I'm not doing push ups.
I shall squish my busters.
( Captain Wow pales in comparison to darker things, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)

YOUR BUSTERS WILL SAG IF YOU DON'T DO THE PUSHUPS.
NEVER FORGET THIS.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)