( SexFace You're all cunts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)

:D
From worst in the world to best in the world.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)

Cathy?

( bilbobarneybobs this ain't love, this ain't a romance..., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)

Heathcliffe?

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)

It's me!
I've come home!
( bilbobarneybobs this ain't love, this ain't a romance..., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)

*taps on window*

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)

*waves with silly grin*

( bilbobarneybobs this ain't love, this ain't a romance..., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)

FFS
I need a wee again. I only went half an hour ago.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)

that's a sign of pregnancy!
or, like me, you could just have taken a water tablet
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

I am NOT bloody pregnant!
You all want me to be, that's what it is. I'm not even due yet (well, somewhere around here).
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

so, water tablets, then?
i just know i will be peeing past myself all day.
pregnancy is not some thing i have to worry about. yay!
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)

No, no water tablets.
I do drink a lot of coffee though...
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

that'll be it, then.
just don't eat celery or radishes today
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

Nah, tonight it's
grilled TURKEY with salad. And possibly a poached egg. Then quick blat on here, go for a run and then round to my guitarist's pad.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)

i shall be having
skinless steamed chicken with pasta in a light mushroom and garlic sauce.
i wouldn't be so fat if i wasn't such a great cook :(
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)

Tell me about it
*pats own stomach*
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 3 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)

heh
sometimes, i suddenly get the urge to bake, so i then have to eat cakes, pies and crumbles, often involving chocolate.
then i feel sick and have to eat something savoury.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

Hehe. Nicely, although bindun a few times.
I like this compo.
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)

Oh :(
I had a brainwave while watching TV. Great minds etc.
( SexFace You're all cunts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)

nice, but bindun
T.J: to all that don't know, i will be pulling a 24-hour stint on b3ta, starting at 3p.m on wednesday.
no, there is no prize.
no, there is no reason.
no, i have no life.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)

This is an ace idea.
I wish I could join you.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)

you ca, for at least part of the day
i'm just worried about the gayshift, i will be bored out of my skull!
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

Weds night I'll try and be on as much as I can.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)

yay!
we can team up and pick on boys!
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

You will have to churn out paintmashes to keep yourself occupied.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)

damn, you've worked out my style!
*runs to the safety of paint*
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

I did a paintmash once, but I wasn't very good at it.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)

FOX!!
Yay!
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)

It was meant to be a cat,
but that'll do.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

Foxes are more fun
:)
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

no they're not
*suppresses memories*
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)

oh ok
the illusion of the supper happy funfox has gone :(
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)

I prefer the nightshift, even if it can be a bit loud.

(The Alchemist drives a truck-boat-truck, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)

it's not loud
after 11, it's slower than hell
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)

There should be a prize

( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

yes. there should.
a crate of dr. pepper, a huge box of thornton's continentals and my own personal fruit machine.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)

I think the personal fruit machine would be the best prize
my sister has one and she uses it as a piggy bank :D its great cos everyone else puts their money in there too! (and you can set the win rate - ha ha ha)
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

i want one soooooooo much!
i put £5 in each of 2 machines last week, won more than £60 altogether. yay, new shoes!
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)