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( Ninj, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

Now that ginger
is asking for a kicking
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

I know...
...wasn't he in 'The Hills Have Eyes'? Ugly get...
( Ninj, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

haha
it's weird, I actually do have an urge to smack him in the face. how terrible of me.
( Double 2 plums, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

terrible correct
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

he has already had his eyebrows
shaved off
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

Gingers FTW.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

you're not ginger.
still, good of you for sticking up for them.
( Mr. Johnson, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

Honorarily I am.
So ner.

So just to check- if you dyed your hair black, you wouldn't have black hair?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

well, no.
it'd look black, but it wouldn't be.
( Mr. Johnson, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)

So you dye your hair black, making it....black.
Hence the term 'dye' and not 'illusion'.

Ok. You dye a yellow top black. What colour is it?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

Your body would still be producing hair with the original colour,
it's a matter of whether you choose to define hair colour by what you already have or what your body is producing.
Frankly, I don't think it matters that much either way.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

As far as I'm concerned, my hair is the colour it is.
I've had blue, green, red, pink, purple, black, white, blonde, brown, turquoise and now orange. I'm not about to say to someone who asks 'I'm blonde but with ginger dye' that'd make me sound weird, like one of the patients at the secure unit where I used to work. 'How are you, Nurse firstname surname? I am fine. I am just going to bathroom number X on the X floor using the stairs and then I shall come back down the stairs having left bathroom number X on the X floor and come back and talk to you, nurse firstname surname.'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

yeh but "ginger" refers to more than just the hair
it's short for "Gingerenous Syndrome" and results in copper hair, excessive freckles, eyebrow lack, translucency and humourous sunburn.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

You're just biased

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

Because I dye my hair that colour?
Actually, I wasn't bringing myself into the equation, my best mate's ginger and she rocks.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

Didn't actually know you dyed it
Ho hum.

(And incidentally, I don't actually have anything against gingers, but that doesn't stop it being funny to tease.)

edit: Actually, that makes it sound like I'm implying there are people that actually have a genuine hatred of ginger people. Meh, I can't be bothered to reword it.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)

Nah, it's fun to rip the piss.
I sure do.
( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

You really need to
consider that ginger people are mainly crazed maniacs with a propensity for violence and after they have had a childhood of bullying it's not a good idea to get too close to one when taking the piss.

In other news. How puerile am I? I just found out that the lead AI programmer for a new MMORPG is called 'Rapine Yoo' and I giggled.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

In fairness
That is funny.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

pictures or it didn't happen!

( Mr. Johnson, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

does she stink of piss?
most ginger girls do? no reason why?
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

Hah, I dare you to say this to her.
She'll rip your throat out.


She's brilliant.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

Rip my throat out?
Well at least shes not a mental ginger girl with a temper. That never happens.
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Mon 3 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

Talk about cheeky . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

Out of order.
I was a sexy kid. My mum said so.

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

Did you used to live in Jersey then?

( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

THAT'S IT. JUST RAPE AND EAT ME.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

I'm against ginger bashing as a whole
but that smugfaced prick needs a beating
(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

An oldie of mine

( Darklord, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

looks like beaker from the muppets

( glubglub should be working on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

he wasn't ginger

(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

Not all gingers are bad gingers
..some are quite nice really. But the fluro-paddy ging ones, the ones you can find in the dark, they're just funny to look at.
(monkeyboyalpha is old enough to know b3ta, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)