LOL!
And nobody has yet said anything about being a bit tied up...
( WiL The best things in life are free, but life isn't, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)

Well I would have
But it's hard to type with my hands in these cuffs
( Mrs Trellis aliens used my bog roll, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)