*sniffs* nice.
I'm a bit disturbed about the green one though

LOL N00b gaz


My Dear,

It is my pleasure to contact
you for a business venture
which I and my son Michael
Nkwazema and i am Faith
Nkwazema, intend to
establish in your country.

Though I have not meet with
you before but I
believe,one has to risk
confidence in other to
succeed sometimes in
life.There is this huge
amount of Eigtheen million
U.S dollars($18,000,000.00)
which my late Husband kept
for us in a Security Company
in Abidjan before he was
assasinated by unknown
persons.

Now I and my son have
decided to invest these
money in your country or
anywhere safe enough outside
Africa for security and
political reasons.We want
you to help us claim and
retrieve these fund from the
Fiduciary Fund Holders and
transfer it into your
personal account in your
country for investment
purposes on these areas:

1). Telecommunication
2). the transport industry
3). Five star hotel

To indicate your interest
and readiness to assist us,
If you can be of an
assistance to us we will be
pleased to offer to you 10%
Of the total fund

I await your soonest
response,

Hear is my Email
michael.faith@yahoo.com

Respectfully yours,

Madam Faith & Son Michael
Nkwazema.

WORDS
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)

go for it!!
EDIT: and i'm in the club too!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)

I love how a lot of Africans seem to have access to large sums of money after all
and they all want to give me 10% of it
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

That'll be all that
Live Aid money that was suppossed to end famine...
( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

god bless their generous hearts.
=D
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

I just got this too
UNKNOWN ASSASSINS! HALP!
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

hahaha I also got that
Madam Faith & Son Michael Nkwazema.
( prodigy69 that shit is bananas, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

Hear my email!
*waits*
( XLVII, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

I got that too.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

We'll all be RICH!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

I don't want to share the cash though
fuckssake. It's mine.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

Will you buy me a present?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)

Free trip to Abdijan

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)

:-( but I shall wilt like a little daisy in the heat.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)

be an assassin
work at night.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

Oh aye, because the clumsy broad
with the balance problem's really the best person to be an assasin.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

yes, you'll be fine
You shall be Capt Wow Burlesque Extraordinaire and have guns or poison darts in your boobie tassles.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

Ooooh that'd be good.
twirlytwirlyBANG.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)

even i did
which makes it really special, do you think they've gone to the time and effort to send it to all 60'000 odd b3tans? or can you send the same mail to everyone at once?
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)

I don't think so.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)

WHICH ONE WAS THAT THE ANSWER TOO?

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)

Oops, sorry, last one.
Sorry, IBS kicking in. FFS *holds tummy protectively and considers having a good howl*.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)

have a banana
it works for me
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)

I haven't got one.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)

*hands hot water bottle*
*rubs gently, getting slightly lower than is needed*
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)

:D Bless you, petal.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

Juuuude
I miss you chick, I've not seen you in aaages
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)

'lo
everything is SOOOOO busy at the mo. work is keeping from here during the day mostly, and DIY and the missus is keeping me from it at night and weekends!

and i can't get to as many bashes now which is a BUGGER
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)

I know :(
I'm sure we'll catch up soon enough, and it shall be EXCELLENT, but life does have a habit of getting in the way sometimes and that's fair enough.

Are you going to try and make the Derby bash this year?
*hopes*
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)

I was just wondering this
It seems to be most people on the board, I suspect it would be username capture rather than to all 60k, but that's still many MANY gazzes!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)

I just got mine now,
ten mins after it was posted on the board!
Are they not watching?
( Mstandot, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)

i got mine right after i said i never get any gazzes...
they're watching the board!
*hides*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)

Maybe just the stats page people

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)

I didn't get it...
I'm obviously not special enough.
(Colonel Santiago Is HOME, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)

I never get these spams

( Afinkawan, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)

:D
You're very special
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)

Damned content blocking at work...
Should I take offence?




*looks*
*takes fence*
*runs*
(Colonel Santiago Is HOME, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)

Hahah, yes
But it's the Stephen Lynch song, and you can't take offense at him, he's too cute, talented and funny
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

I got it!
I got it!

I AM special!

*feels sad sense of emptyness*
(Colonel Santiago Is HOME, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)

YAY \o/
I got that too.
if enough of us do it
and we all get 10% each
we can take over the world!

*signs up*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

I got a russian email today!!
In soviet Russia spam sends you!
( Mstandot, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

Pfft

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

I'VE GOT ONE TOO
OH GOD I AM SO LUCKY
( Hamster Trippin', Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

Just got the same thing, from a noob called Faithly
I'm so gonna take them up on it.... (might be lies)

*edit* Why can't I click their 'ignore' button from my Gaz without instilling a 404 error?
( WiL is addicted to BestOfferBuy dot com, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)

Maybe because they have 0 posts to their name?

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)