but have you ever been to me?

( Aphex The Mink might have laughed at the paralympics...a bit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)

Alas, no.
Only one Scottish chap has ever felt what it's like to be, well, violated by me, and he's now a fighter pilot. I drove him to that. \o/
( Captain Wow pales in comparison to darker things, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)

*rides into the danger zone*

( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)

Oh you fucking genius.
You've got that in my head now. I bloody love that song.
( Captain Wow pales in comparison to darker things, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)

shut yer mooth and open yer legs?
how do you drive someone to be a fighter pilot?
( Aphex The Mink might have laughed at the paralympics...a bit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)

you'd fly them, if anything
badum.
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)

in A ford ka I'll bet?

( benkai No fatalities at work since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)

I don't know, but a few days after I left him for dead
he joined the Air Force.
( Captain Wow pales in comparison to darker things, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)

left him for dead?
just how hard did you ride him exactly?
( Aphex The Mink might have laughed at the paralympics...a bit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)

Tch, I'm not telling you.
Safe to say I hadn't had it in a while. Poor lad.
( Captain Wow pales in comparison to darker things, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)