Sorry sir, it's gone missing

(johnvixen, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)

They lost my amp.
How they managed it I don't know.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)

It wasn't their volt . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)

ow, that hertz

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)

Watt the hell are you talking about?

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)

:)

(inexpressible is broke, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)

Please try to resist the temptation to make such puns :D

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)

Ohms my god
I was going to say that

Edit - damn, beaten to it
(Colonel Dracula Don't do what Donny Don't does, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)

hmmm.. can't find anything with Ampère.
( Mr. Johnson Thursday is Squits day, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)

Ohm the contrary!

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)

don't make me spang you.
and thus terminating our love.
( Mr. Johnson Thursday is Squits day, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)

I knew the spark wouldn;t last

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)

I've got too much reluctance to pun

(CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)

:(

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)

postie was probably wandering up your garden path with it, when he saw you in the window
struck dumb by the loveliness of your jubblies, he wandered off in a daze then dumped it because he couldn't remember why he was carrying it.
( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)

This always happens to me.
*wanders off*
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)

hahaha!!

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)

IVES! WHY AREN'T YOU COMING TO THE LONDON KNEES UP?

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)

i'm working on it!!
i've sold 33 hours leave back to work,
all i need now is for them to give me the money before the bash, or i won't be able to afford it!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)

YOU BETTER BE THERE REGARDLESS OF WORK.
ELSE I'LL FIND YOUR HOUSE.
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)

bring it on!!

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)

SUPER PaNDER
8 points
( mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)

Hahaha!

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)

or maybe he was a regular b3tard
and was scared shitless . . . ?

C];0)


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)

I'm scared, Dave.
Hold me?
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)

I'm not scary, I'm a lovely person really.
If I ever meet you Sir, I shall bring you a little cake or something to aleviate your fear.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)

hehehe! you chased me with a strap-on once!
Bindun Cayke!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)

You enjoyed it, as I recall.
If not cake then what? Homemade biccies?
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)

I know
It's so annoying, they've ost so much stuff when I phone them up they say it's got lost in the post? ok so it just goes into this blackhole?

More like it ends up on eBay.
(johnvixen, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)

where it then goes back into the postal black hole again

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)

ARSEL FARCE!

( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)

HAHAHA
this made me laugh loads.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)

oh and DHeLL is the other one
and stynx for the Lynx couriers hmm who else delivers?
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)

woo! mails! yeah!
I have to say, I send out about ten packages a day and I've never had a problem. Are you sure you did it right?
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)

haha!!
noice!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)