Last ditch compo entry...

( barryheadwound is addicted to Fantastic Contraption, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

\o/ yaaaaay

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)

nice!

(Gormo Doesn't LOL at cats, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

i am the only person
not living in a third world country who hasn't got a mobile phone.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

i've got one but i don't use it very often
it makes a lovely paperweight :)
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)

if people want me while i'm out
fuck 'em, i'm out.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

oh its on silent all the time
no one ever calls me anyways *lonely sulk*
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

i've got one
used it twice in the last 4 years.
( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

even my mother's got one
i just can't be arsed with them
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)

people phone me for silly things
my mum phones every day to see if i want to go for tea, despite the fact that i rarely do.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

Wrong numbers, eh?
They're so annoying...

( Fresh Water Mole - shouts at ducks, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)

Lots of people in the third world have them
that's where all our old phones go.
( durbster has finally updated his website, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

see?
they're more advanced than me!
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

next they'll be making IPOGS

( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

Ain't that the truth!?
Didn't someone work out that after the contract ends (2 years) you would have paid in excess of 2 thousand pounds for it!?

Feck that!
( WiL was dressed by Sylvia Anderson on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)