best of a bad bunch, i'd say
crabs was alright. well... once it mutated...
( Tom O'Bedlam My dad is bigger than your dad. Sing it., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)

mutated crabs?
they're resistant to penicillin, you know
( Smash Monkey has been infected with filthy man-flu germs, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)