i'd like to imagine
he has a knife to her back
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he must have a knife
to cut through her pants, he hasn't pulled them down
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

One forceful thrust should see that problem disappear.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

it should also see her knickers disappear
right up her crevice
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

Something for her to remember the experience by.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

Who's to say the dirty bitch is wearing any?

( Ann Bumpzedazey, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)

hahahaha
genuinely lolled there...

ahh rape...funnier than AIDS? you tell me...

maybe rape, resulting in aids? that's quite the comedic concuction. Yess...yeeessss....
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