*makes sick face*
Spunk can go away. Bleurgh.
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Captain Wow wants, no, DEMANDS snow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:18,
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*cries*
Dixypoos make the nasty man go away...
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Captain Wow wants, no, DEMANDS snow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:21,
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why hello, nasty man
oh dear, my boiler seems to have broken, and here's me in my inexplicably short see-through robe...
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Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:30,
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haha, I dont' fully get it, but it says spunk...
also - have a repost from last night :)

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Double 2 plums, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:18,
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haha
the dreaded fellow 24 hour b3tan...the scurge of all cheeky pearoasters
gooodmorning to you sir. My nipples are feeling red raw today.
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Double 2 plums, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:24,
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Tits or GTFO
but seriously...i always assume any form of violence related monkey to be a male. my bad.
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Double 2 plums, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:35,
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:o
*shocked*
I'm a policeman don't you know?
...on urban dead
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Double 2 plums, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:42,
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it was many years ago
i don't do that stuff anymore
well, not much.
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Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:47,
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Because I'm a lazy cunt...

Click for fucking huge.
Maybe this compo will kick my arse into gear and I'll do the new ones I've bween threatening for months
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Joe Scaramanga mourning the death of his Archos, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:25,
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