I just don't understand why it's spelt phoenetically.
Scots aren't stupid, they can read.
( Captain Wow pales in comparison to darker things, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)

Because Scots is not the same language as English
and that is how Scots is wrote.

Edit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_language
( The hairy aerosol is seeping., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)

Really?
Well I never.

Then it's just shite then, instead of being shite and patronising.
( Captain Wow pales in comparison to darker things, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)

*pssst*
Hello lovely!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)

HELLO DUCKY!
*glomp*
( Captain Wow pales in comparison to darker things, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)

How are you, my lovely Fae?
Have a bit of this:


( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)

I'm good thank you!
That's so beautiful. Did you have a lovely time?
( Captain Wow pales in comparison to darker things, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)

It was amazing.
Really stunning - bloody cold, but stunning.

and.....

We got the Northern Lights 5 nights in a row!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)

LUCKY!
Oh I'm so glad you had a good time my darling!
( Captain Wow pales in comparison to darker things, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)

Quick!
Put it on chortleberry.com. Run! Fast!
( wheelybird http://www.creativecraving.co.uk/shops/the-aviary, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)

As ever, I have no clue what you are banging on about.
but it still makes me laugh.

You loon.

Edit: That'll learn me, won't it?
*note to self* Read People's sigs before replying...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)

Bigger!
Make it Bigger!
( Wobbly Bloke has left the building and is very sad on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)

Can if you want...
I am impervious to nonsense today...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)

Wallpaper size please

( Wobbly Bloke has left the building and is very sad on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)