why?
everyone knows peadoughs are at least 40 and fat.
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)

I'm 40
And fat
But I don't want to be a peado
Please don't say I have to.
I much prefer being an ordinairy pervert
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)

you don't have to
I just think it's a requirement before you can be arrested for it, or appear in the News of the World.
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)

there are tablets you can take
paed-no, i think they're called.
( Smash Monkey has been infected with filthy man-flu germs, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)

Peado-go

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)

ah.
that'd be them.
( Smash Monkey has been infected with filthy man-flu germs, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)