Hahahaha, as if it could.
Look:

img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/faeb3ta1.jpg
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)

*dribbles*

( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)

Lovely new t shirt.
Tis very comfy!
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)

looks very snug
;)
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)

Aye, it is.
I can't photograph myself without adding about a stone.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)

Your hair = the winner
that's an awesome shade o crimson milady
( Droog Voila - le conversation a la parc., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)

Droooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog!
'ello
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)

*smoooosh*
www.b3ta.com/board/8144899

how are you medear?
( Droog Voila - le conversation a la parc., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)

cool, thanks!
what have you done with teh barnybobs?

*searches high and low*

:D
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)

He was here yesterday
ou est le freebs aujourd hui?

*looks down the side of sofa*
( Droog Voila - le conversation a la parc., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)

that pound coin is definitely mine

( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

*scowls*
'ere, have it

I'm well having this fluffy Worthers Original then
( Droog Voila - le conversation a la parc., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)

ah! i've found the remote
*changes channel from Jeremy to Trisha*
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)

*changes the channel from Trisha to 'off'*
:D LETS GO TO ALTON TOWERS INSTEAAAD!
( Droog Voila - le conversation a la parc., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)

now there's a good idea!

( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

He's addicted to wrestling on facebook

( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

sounds painful

( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)

Hehehe thank you!
Pure henna with a bit of turmeric, splash of red wine and some cinnamon.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)

Sounds delish :)
I mostly use Shwartzkopf live colour and the blood of fresh virgins
( Droog Voila - le conversation a la parc., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)

Ah, I can't use proper dye any more.
Too many years of using it and fucking my hair up.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)

mine is heading that way :(
I think I may die when I have to stop reddifying my hairs - it's what holds all my powers and leet skillz
( Droog Voila - le conversation a la parc., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)

Heeeennnnna
get pure, add a good portion of red wine and use tea instead of water. You should get a decent red from that.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

*Takes notes*
I think I might come and move in with you so you can be my life teacher
I shall bring tea and buns :)
( Droog Voila - le conversation a la parc., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

Ohhhhhh yeah
I could use a live-in wench.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)

What do my wench duties entail?
Bringing tankards of mead and such?

though if you are in fact me in another dimension, won't meeting each other cause A PARADOX? *fears*
( Droog Voila - le conversation a la parc., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)

We'll be fine.
And yes, flagons of mead. Knee tremblers behind the barrelstore. You know.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)

Luckily I have all these skills
on my wench CV :)
( Droog Voila - le conversation a la parc., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)

O.O

( prodigy69 unabaling to be distributing the monies to you, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)

O-o

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)

Googly eyes!!

( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME OR MY T SHIRT.
I AM LOVELY AND SO IS THE SHIRT. GAZE UPON MY LOVELY COUNTENANCE.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)

*knods*

with a side helping of fwoar!! :)
( prodigy69 unabaling to be distributing the monies to you, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)

you look very fetching in it.
the green was a fine choice of colour.
( god save the queen on tour with Jesus Christ, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)

:D It's about 40% of my wardrobe!
Thank you.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)

ME TOO
are you me in another dimension?
( Droog Voila - le conversation a la parc., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

I think so!

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

\o/

( Droog Voila - le conversation a la parc., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

I want one.
*puts on 'to buy' list*
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)

It's dead comfy, it's lovely.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)