LIES!!!!!

( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)

Like the little baby penis in your coat pocket
you have too little hair to be attempting this.
( Captain Wow pales in comparison to darker things, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

I have loads of hair
I steal it from the hairdressers and rub it in my cock
( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)

I had my hair cut recently.
She asked me if I wanted to keep it.



Funnily enough, no. If I wanted it, I wouldn't have asked her to cut it off. I'm not my own daughter having her first hair cut, am I?
( Captain Wow pales in comparison to darker things, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)

it's been 16 months since my last hair cut
17 since my last shave....

*hordes cardboard box*
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)

Ooooh show me beard.

( Captain Wow pales in comparison to darker things, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)

i'm most proud of my handle bar tasche!
i wanna be a kung-fu master
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)

Fucking A
I must see this.
( Captain Wow pales in comparison to darker things, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)