it's been 16 months since my last hair cut
17 since my last shave....

*hordes cardboard box*
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)

Ooooh show me beard.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)

i'm most proud of my handle bar tasche!
i wanna be a kung-fu master
( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)

Fucking A
I must see this.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)