Law 1 of teh interwebs
Women get away with anything they want.


Law 2 of teh interwebs: Half the "women" online are called Brian and are fat, unshaven, 40, and masturbating right at this moment.
(boris the spider, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)

wrong, I was inbetween masturbation sessions

( M3Essential - Lens Flare ! Fuck Yeah !, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)

oh.
well, 99% isn't too bad.

*starts masturbating*
(boris the spider, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)