..

( The Great Architect only cares about Mama's Chicken Dumplings, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

instawin!
oppurtunity for a pearoast!


( Tom O'Bedlam Beware the savage jaw of 1984, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

Again, there is no cuddle option.
We, the people demand a cuddle option.


Well, I do.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)

captain, i don't give a damn how 'ard you are
you can't cuddle the ultimate weapon
( Tom O'Bedlam Beware the savage jaw of 1984, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

I bloody well can, I love it and it is my bunnywun.

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

you're even scarier than i thought then love

( Tom O'Bedlam Beware the savage jaw of 1984, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

Nooo not at all.
I just adore their little faces. And they've got two smiles, which is very cute as well. Aww.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

And I shall love him,
And pet him,
And call him George.
(Andy_Control Pickles and pie wont buy you hookers by the pound., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

Exactly.

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

this is dirt. when i have time i'll do it properly

( Tom O'Bedlam Beware the savage jaw of 1984, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

Heehee!

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

It's too brown!

( The Great Architect only cares about Mama's Chicken Dumplings, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

racist!
;)
( Mushroom, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

hahaha, 'noon 'shroom

( The Great Architect only cares about Mama's Chicken Dumplings, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

'noon!

( Mushroom, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)

I don't like that font!

( ClanSoul CHILD PORTN, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

*cuddles*
Sorry, couldn't resist ;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

\o/
I love cuddles, they're brilliant.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

Well, my dear
I shall save you a special *cuddle* if our paths intersect at riverghosts' bash, how about that?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

cuddle grope
( SkUG doesn't care about anyone else but me, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

Well, ok, I may have been thinking that..
But, since I am almost twice her age, that would be rather wrong, I feel.

;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

you feel
intentional pun?
( SkUG doesn't care about anyone else but me, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

Oh bloody hell, no :)
Not intentional - there's no way out of this, is there?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

This seems an appropriate time to point out you're only as old as the woman you feel.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

Do feel free to pass on the names of any gorgeous 42 year old brunettes you may have the number for...
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

I'll keep my eyes peeled, but don't get your hopes up.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

My ex is older than you.
My ex is older than my mum actually.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

\o/
*lives in hope*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

In my defence, he had a very nice accent.
But also a wife, a fact of which I was not aware.

Looking back on it, a man in his late 40s fancying a 17 year old is a bit.....yes.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

My point exactly.
*note to self: Make sure you do 'the voice' when you finally meet the Captain*

;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

Aye, well, you don't have a wife.
And you're not now.... *takes off socks* 54. or 55. One of the two.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

Indeed, not any more, anyhow
I'm cooking her dinner tonight, though - how North London is that?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

I am totally confused.
I must away to my bath...
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

Enjoy!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

I hope so.
I'm cuddling you, whatever happens. I shan't be in the least put off if you don't cuddle bacl.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

I shall, my dear, certainly cuddle you back.
and in a completely appropriate fashion, I might add. ;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

Drat.

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

Well, in that case, I'm sure we can come to some accommodation
;)

notes to self how many double-entendre possibilities there are in the above post
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

Get this man a cold shower, stat.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

HAHA!
nicely done, sir
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

Fantastic.

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

Can that shit Hudson.

( NobbyNobody, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

look into my eye
*edit* argh, beaten to it
( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

:D
Sorry.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

no worries
your's had a piccie :)
( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

Hahaha, excellent.

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

and you, you little shit-head, you're staying here.
*frowns*
( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

hehehe
Look into my eye....


( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

APONE
My only problem with this movie is that Apone cops it.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

He is just superb, and yes, I agree
a damn shame.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

My love for him is such that
I really do want to just lick the screen when he comes on.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

Arseholes and elbows?

( The Great Architect only cares about Mama's Chicken Dumplings, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

Shag it, people!
Edit: How rude of me - How are you, good and kind sir?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

Guess she don't like the cornbread either
/fine, squire, and your good self?
( The Great Architect only cares about Mama's Chicken Dumplings, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

I'm good, ta!
Prepping signature dish Sichuan Pepper Spiced Roast Pork Belly for dins, so very happy.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

That sounds like a rather tasty signature dish.
I suspect mine might be lamb shanks slow cooked with dried fruit.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

oooOOOooooo!
That sounds rather lovely.

*tries to quell rumbling stomach*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

It's gone down well with family and girlfriend.
And, it's a piece of piss to make.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

Ahhh, a class dish indeed.
Liked the sound of it a lot.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

Ever last chocolate inch of him.

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

speaking of chocolate...
i'm going over the shops to buy some, brb!
( SkUG doesn't care about anyone else but me, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

Did you know....
That each of the marines first names are the same as the actor who played them, apart from Hicks. So that makes him Al Apone.
( baw__bag Is chuffed he got a story on the "best" page :D, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)

Hahahaha
Garfield, you little shit-head, you're staying here.
EDIT: Fuck. Pipped to the post
(Super Jet Shoes wants a Kogal for Christmas, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

Zoom zoom zoom!
/JD
( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Sun 9 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

Hahah great!

( ClanSoul CHILD PORTN, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

Excellence.

( FoldsFive http://foldsfive.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)

aaaaaaaaahhhhhahhah!
 
FREAKIN' GENIUS
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 6:59, archived)

I have a cat called Jones
He endorses this image.
( finnbar The king of the potato people won't let me, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)