hahahaha
Edit: forgot this one, mind if I drop it here?

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Fishcat Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:41,
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It's all that friction
from dragging his nob along the table.
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deft punk has allegedly stroked off more poles than hitler, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:33,
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*cough*

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Jester_, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:59,
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