Cook some onions in butter, stir with cooked pasta and grate over hefty amounts of cheese.
really fucking hot sauce optional.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)

this is what i have been living on for the last week :)
i also included some garlic deep fried in olive oil as well on one occasion.

but that was more luck than judgement.
( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)

I'm intrigued as to what circumstances can luckily provide you with deep fried garlic

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)

i was heating some olive oil in a sauce pan with view to pouring it over the pasta i was making
i told ladywoman to put the garlic in a the pan, refering to the sauce pan where i was frying the onions and pancetta. she put my nicely chopped garlic in the hot oil and i didn't realise until i poured it over the pasta. it was really rather good.
( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)

That does sound like a happy incident.
I hope you didn't punish her too severely.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)

heavens no
she could probably knock me out.
( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)