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[challenge entry] Mustapha Bindun



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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:13, archived)
# three sheets?!
what kind of freak-ass bed are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:16, archived)
# today, I am two separate gorillas.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:20, archived)
# FAKE! THE PILLS ARE BLUE!
er, not that i'd know....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:23, archived)
# well, quite.
 
this is Viagrrr! we're talking about here.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:25, archived)
# o thank zeus, now my monster friends can get it up.
also: 30 or 50 tablets?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:30, archived)
# take 'em by the fistful.
 
FUCK LIKE A BEAST.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:34, archived)
# That slogan alone will make you millions
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:38, archived)
# which you will then spend on whores to fuck like a beast.
ah, the circle of life.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:42, archived)
# CIRCLE OF WHORES, MORE LIKE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:53, archived)
# MY PEEPEE WAS LIKE A WET NOODLE, TIL I TRIED RAPITINUI'S VIAGRRR!
 
possible side effects may include blurred vision, dizziness, and excessive hair growth
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:50, archived)
#
also moray eels, screaming moles on your sac and tears that seep from your anus.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:57, archived)
# you could hear him for blocks,
screaming at it to shut up,
beating it with his fist,
and sticking candles up it,
but nothing did any good.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 6:01, archived)
# lots of crazy shit in my subconscious.
 
I loved these guys when I was a kid.
W.A.S.P.
google tells me they've re-formed (like so many eighties metal bands) which is kinda sad


(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:58, archived)
# we are sexual perverts!
we need zimmer frames!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 6:03, archived)
# not as sad as Kiss claiming in the press conference when they arrived here this week
that they still rock the hardest, and defying any young band to put on heels and stupidly heavy costumes and play in front of pyrotechnics.

the reporter just took the piss out of their exposed man breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 6:07, archived)
# ace frehley is playing here one of these days.
i was never a kiss fan, makeup and ballads and silliness was their image here so that nixed it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 6:14, archived)
# *looks for section labeled 'shirts'*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:27, archived)
# I WANT TO DIE, SIR DAVE :(
PLEASE KILL ME :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:23, archived)
# OMG U SHUD RITE A SONG ABOUT IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:26, archived)
# I'd rather die.
SO TTIRED CANNOT SLEEEP
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:27, archived)
# well, that's a dilly of a pickle!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:27, archived)
# nyah nyah, i'm sleeping right now!
*taunts*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:31, archived)
# I AM POSTING POO PORN IN MY SLEEP.
 
NOT GUILTY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:35, archived)
# i bet there are some cynical, dishonest scatporn producers who just use plasticene and pudding.
the thought sickens me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:43, archived)
# SHIT IS NOT THAT HARD TO MAKE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:53, archived)
# but think of the benefits of filming pudding instead:
no smell, models would enjoy eating it, and bill cosby will endorse your film.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 6:00, archived)
# POOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 6:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:24, archived)
# What I said
www.b3ta.com/board/8172300
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 6:38, archived)