Have a poorly done thing


I'm half asleep, what do you expect?
(ccc, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

if he catches rabies from one of those badgers
it's unlikely he'll be staying alive
(discomeats Where's my fucking cement you retards?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

Badgers
give cows TB by sucking at their udders for nyummy milk.
(ccc, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

such an unwholesome mental image.

( Captain Wow oh my goodness, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

and cows give humans tb
and then people stop buying milk

because it makes them dead

and the farmers complain "make them buy our milk"

and the government goes "milk is good for you"

and the farmers go "yay"

and the government goes "and clean up your act, fuckers"

and the farmers go "NAY!"

and then they set up the milk marketing board, to piss everyone off

and yay!

I feel like I've learned something

and what's more, so has everyone else! because there were never farming health scares ever again!

huzzah!

"but what about foo..."

I said THERE WERE NEVER FARMING HEALTH SCARES EVER AGAIN

"huzzah!"

I should work for the government, I KNAAAAW NAAAATHING :D
(discomeats Where's my fucking cement you retards?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

and Crusha make stuff that goes in milk to make milkshakes
I smell a conspiracy, or at least complicity.
( dbroon Catenaccio ftw!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

Badger. Badger. Badger..
XENU! XENU!

Badger. Badger. Badger... etc. etc.
(Sunburn it's only gay if you push back., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

I can't fucking wait for xenu to motherfucking destroy them all
how I'll laugh :D
(discomeats Where's my fucking cement you retards?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

If that was in level 3 Scientology..
I'd join! (If it was free.)
(Sunburn it's only gay if you push back., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

if you like
I can construct a complicated electronic device that serves no actual purpose to help you?

only £3,499.99 (inc vat)
(discomeats Where's my fucking cement you retards?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

ooooohhhh
do you take American Express?


/Katie Holmes blog
(Sunburn it's only gay if you push back., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Come back tomorrow when normal people are awake and post this! I would bet on it making FP!

EDIT: It does need more MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! ITS NOT MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

its on FP already

( Dances with Rabbits Shut the door! I'm frosting the buttery Hula-Hoop, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

Fuck me...
...the moderators must be half asleep too!
(ccc, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)

nah they must be machines
or on something

and i forgot to add
grats on getting yout FP
( Dances with Rabbits Shut the door! I'm frosting the buttery Hula-Hoop, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

I EXPECT BADGERS!

( Dekionplexis!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

One day I shall rape Honeydew!

( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! ITS NOT MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR!

( Dekionplexis!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

MRee
Dexionplexis!
Is there anyone else you've been?
( Mstandot Now has a Wii!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

nope

( Dekionplexis!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

I know him as Mr Ree, but I call him dekion.

( ClanSoul http://www.sambennallick.co.uk/, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

Or Michael.
:D
( Dekionplexis!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

dekion.

( ClanSoul http://www.sambennallick.co.uk/, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

Ok..ok..
;)
( Dekionplexis!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)

DEKIONNNNNN
/ac
( ClanSoul http://www.sambennallick.co.uk/, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

Beaker?
in a musical?

Oh go on then


(Cluck is waiting to post his thousandth item of drivel, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

YES!

( Dekionplexis!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

I would like to see more of this!
Woo1
( Caewan. I am a bee. bzz http://www.b3ta.com/board/8352625, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

That is rather ace.
Have a related pea.

( Mstandot Now has a Wii!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

hahahahahahahaa

( Dr. KittyVomit Sweating like Rose West at the inquest, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

Woo!
And does anyone know how easy it is to make a DVD which has some video and a photo slideshow on it and what software it can easily be done in?
( Afinkawan votes John Dorney @ The Amused Moose this Friday, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

iDVD

( Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

Hahahaha
Most unexpected.

( Flowerpot Enstooled, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

oh very yes!

( Bryan Damage still on the wagon, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

yay

( mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

yay
awsomes
( Dances with Rabbits Shut the door! I'm frosting the buttery Hula-Hoop, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

Hahahaha
His gesture of 'No, STOP,' is causing me breathing difficulties

I have been literally gnawed upon by a badger, they remain otherwise lovely despite this misunderstanding
( Jahled Blam blam k'paw, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

YES!

( Rapitinui fly like paper get high like planes, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

ace!
I forgot I did this years ago:

( durbster really should update his website, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)

me you and sponge on the frontpage at the same time
something's going on here...
( StickFigureNinja is doing the running man, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)

The
certainty of chance?
(ccc, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)

Arthur C. Clarke
posted using the alias "HappyToast"?
(mrpotes, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)

Awwww
..I was expecting the snake. Wheres the snake?
( tommyhaych has decided not to eat your photograph., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)

hahahahahahaha!
brilliant!
(bennyhillslovechild *sings* I'm fucking Seth Rogan!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)