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# Have a poorly done thing


I'm half asleep, what do you expect?
(ccc, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# if he catches rabies from one of those badgers
it's unlikely he'll be staying alive
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Badgers
give cows TB by sucking at their udders for nyummy milk.

(ccc, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# such an unwholesome mental image.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# and cows give humans tb
and then people stop buying milk

because it makes them dead

and the farmers complain "make them buy our milk"

and the government goes "milk is good for you"

and the farmers go "yay"

and the government goes "and clean up your act, fuckers"

and the farmers go "NAY!"

and then they set up the milk marketing board, to piss everyone off

and yay!

I feel like I've learned something

and what's more, so has everyone else! because there were never farming health scares ever again!

huzzah!

"but what about foo..."

I said THERE WERE NEVER FARMING HEALTH SCARES EVER AGAIN

"huzzah!"

I should work for the government, I KNAAAAW NAAAATHING :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# and Crusha make stuff that goes in milk to make milkshakes
I smell a conspiracy, or at least complicity.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Badger. Badger. Badger..
XENU! XENU!

Badger. Badger. Badger... etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I can't fucking wait for xenu to motherfucking destroy them all
how I'll laugh :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# If that was in level 3 Scientology..
I'd join! (If it was free.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# if you like
I can construct a complicated electronic device that serves no actual purpose to help you?

only £3,499.99 (inc vat)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# ooooohhhh
do you take American Express?


/Katie Holmes blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Come back tomorrow when normal people are awake and post this! I would bet on it making FP!

EDIT: It does need more MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# its on FP already
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Fuck me...
...the moderators must be half asleep too!
(ccc, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# nah they must be machines
or on something

and i forgot to add
grats on getting yout FP
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I EXPECT BADGERS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# One day I shall rape Honeydew!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# MRee
Dexionplexis!
Is there anyone else you've been?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I know him as Mr Ree, but I call him dekion.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Or Michael.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# dekion.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Ok..ok..
;)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# DEKIONNNNNN
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Beaker?
in a musical?

Oh go on then

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I would like to see more of this!
Woo1
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# That is rather ace.
Have a related pea.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# hahahahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Woo!
And does anyone know how easy it is to make a DVD which has some video and a photo slideshow on it and what software it can easily be done in?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# iDVD
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
Most unexpected.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# oh very yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# yay
awsomes
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
His gesture of 'No, STOP,' is causing me breathing difficulties

I have been literally gnawed upon by a badger, they remain otherwise lovely despite this misunderstanding
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# ace!
I forgot I did this years ago:
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# me you and sponge on the frontpage at the same time
something's going on here...
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)
# The
certainty of chance?
(ccc, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Arthur C. Clarke
posted using the alias "HappyToast"?
(mrpotes, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Awwww
..I was expecting the snake. Wheres the snake?
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)