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[challenge entry] I love Macca...

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(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)
# I've really not been following that story
so know even less than most people who have had access to all the gossip and counter smear campaigns...but I really can't stand that woman.

You were (very briefly) married to someone rich, that doesn't give you some sudden right to be rich yourself even after you've fucked off.
24 million love, stop whinging.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)
# "i don't want the ruling to be made public because i want to protect my daughter"
nothing to do with the Judge more or less calling you a liar then?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# It's the fact that
no charitable contributions show up on her Tax Returns at all. Despite her saying that 80-90% of all her income goes to charities that I want to see investigated.
Either she's involved in a massive tax scam or worse, making promises to charities (which she uses for her own positive image profile building, flying round the world etc) which she isn't keeping
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)
# i guess that'd be the 80-90% of her income that came straight out of Paul's pocket then
check his tax returns instead :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)
# LEAVE HEATHER ALOOOONE:P
'ningles fella.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I was slightly disturbed by a couple of youtube videos of her interviews
the one on gmtv makes her seem cold and insane, and her pretend crying is laughable.
A channel 5 interview then makes her look completely clueless and in my opinion, has a bad effect on the image of environmental charities. She claimed the 18% of global warming is caused by deforestation and livestock... that's some intriguing maths, if only global warming could actually be quantised in such a manner.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)
# ^^^this
ill be willing to bet that in a month or so she will cancel her charitble commitments due to her image being tarnsihed by the media and it would be bringing bad publicity to said charities. or some such shit.
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)
# If I was one of the charities she's represented
I'd be demanded a serious investigation this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Why must it always be a serious investigation?
I'd be demanding an irreverantly humourous investigation.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)
# I'm terrified that she considers it absolutely necessary to have 6 million a year from paul for her and her daughter
the price of Weetabix and Barbies must have gone up since I left the country.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)
# if i was paul i'd teach my daughter wood carving as soon as she was old enough
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)
# haha
I'd teach her to hop in an ironic fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)
# or keep wood-boring beetles as pets
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# and beavers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)
# and nocturnal woodpeckers
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)
# and a Black and Decker chainsaw
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# and a deeply ingrained hatred of wood
edit: ingrained... hahahahahahahahahahahahaah
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)
# well, if she's not giving anything in the first place, cancelling them won't do any harm, will it :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)
# she aint nothing but a gold digger
she aint messing with no broke bro.

there is also
money money money...

shes been on one massive ego trip
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Goooooold-Dig-ger,
She's the Gal, the Gal with the midas touch
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)
#
midas touch wooden leg
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)
# pfffft :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)
# haha
shit. I had intended on doing something very similar. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)
# heheh!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# "bro" does not rhyme with "digga"
/wannabe gangsta middle-class white boy blog
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)
# it's actually
broke.. broke.. nigger

but they can't say that on lovely fluffy radio one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)
# I know :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)
# :)
I was worried for a second that you were one of the brain dead millions who listen to the charts, buy what they are told to and sing along to radio edits without even the slightest notion that they may be a nonsense :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# beautiful south what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I love you from the bottom of my motherfucking pencil case.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)
# don't know what i'm doing here
but i'll carry on regardless
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# I havent listened to radio 1 in years
and german radio is actually quite good, lots of older stuff, not so much shite from talent shows.

Edit: and I hate all radio edits, whether is swearing, solos or song length that are cut.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)
# it drives me potty when i tell people
that such and such (leona lewis) is crap and they say they're a talented musician who worked hard. and radio 1, yeah i listen to it it can be funny at times. virgin radio is quite good too, so all is good
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# virgin radio has some good music between the adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# as its a commercial radio station
i can put up with the adverts
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# 6music ftw
except for when that prick George Lamb is on
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# she was a model, apparently
this is what I find most unbelievable
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Airfix model...
it came without the leg and nobody thought to send it back...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)
# pfft..
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)
# haha :D
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)
# i can't fucking stand her
her financial demands are just mind boggling.

£40k a year for wine for example. She doesn't drink.

And £600k a year for her "charity work". How does that make any sense?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Charity begins at home...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)
# don't be silly
wine isn't for drinking, it's for storing in your wine cellar so it goes dusty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)
# shit, i've been doing it all wrong!
no wonder I keep waking up with a headache
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)
# This is 'cos of an odd part of divorce legislation
It requires that children should be unable to differentiate between the lifestyles of their parents as a result of financial impediment.

So if Paul spends that much on wine, she should be able to.

(I'm not defending her, I think she needs a good long spell in an institution)
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)
# to be fair, paul got off fucking lightly
he did bloody better than i did, he should have had to give her 75% like any working man would have done, oh and the house, and 20% min of his future earnings
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)
# and the car
AND MY FUCKING CAT
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I usddenly understand
why people kill their exes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I don't get why that's the case at all
Those rules were designed to support someone left without an income, and more if you had children, back when women didn't actually work.

Split joint possessions, maybe even enter consideration for earnings that were only possible because of the other person, but once you're divorced then you're not each others responsibilitiy anymore, why should you be paying?

Everyone can earn their own wage these days, I fucking hate sponging culture and wish they'd drag outdated laws into modern times/reality.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)
# it is supposed to start at 50/50
from my experiance if you get 30% as a man you have done well, i do have children and do pay towards their upkeep, but 25% of my earnings seems like alot, but then i could not afford a lawyer, she could as the judge decided to award her all costs, great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# :( I'm sorry mate
My missus got his divorce formally through court today but thankfully all it took was for him to agree that he had been unfaithful (which very much wasn't the reason for the split, or even true) to let her divorce HIM, and he doesn't have kids.

Infact I would calculate that she actually owes him, but he's much too nice a guy to chase stupid shit like that up. She was after all heartbroken when he left and had to wait a good couple of months before getting herself a new beau to diss him to.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)
# ah fuck it, i like bitter :)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# This has done his PR a world of good though
He's no fucking saint.

So one money grabbing fucker has got some money off another money grabbing fucker.

FACTIOD: when Paul found out Linda had six months to live to made her move all her business interests to America so he wouldn't have to pay inheritance tax when she died.

What a nice thing to be thinking about when you're wife's terminally ill
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# he wouldn't have got a sausage out of her otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# MADE her?
That's shocking if true, but if I was going to die I would do anything I could to get around inheritance tax. It makes me so angry I could cry sometimes.

No-one has ever given me a proper explanation for why the government can legally take such a massive chunk of someones money that they have already paid tax on all their life. It's criminal and yet another example of accepted traditions/laws never being questioned in the harsh light of reality.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# *giggles*
YOu said crab lice!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Yesssssss
multiplying in my nethers as i write.......
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)